DreamersGN Chapter 1703: The Four Dead and Alive
Chapter 1703: The Four Dead and Alive
Lin Fan was puzzled. The four of them were covered in incense ashes, but they were lying on the ground and didn't move very much, as if nothing serious had happened!
Erzhu suddenly choked up, "Young Master, I know it's a bit rude to say this, but I still want to say that you have to find a way to deal with these people you brought, right?"
Lin Fan just arrested people last time and wanted to leave in a hurry, thinking that whether these people use fire directly or something, they can always be handled properly.
"In the end what happened?
Erzhu suddenly burst into tears, choked up and couldn't say a word, but Liu Kuan sighed fiercely, all of which gave Lin Fan a sense of unease except for major events.
"You don't know, these people..."
Lin Fan walked on the front foot, and two bamboos on the back kicked the people into the firewood room one by one. After all, there are still young children and quite old people in Liu Kuan's family. it is good.
After Liu Kuan knew about this, he discussed it with Erzhu in the firewood room.
"I haven't seen these four people before, they don't look like people in Guocheng."
Erzhu picks his teeth, "I said that no matter whether it is from Guo Cheng or not, just set it on fire. 35
Liu Kuan thought about it and thought it was feasible, "It's okay, so let's go outside in the afternoon to see if there is a suitable place.
"Row!"
The two negotiated, and after having dinner in the afternoon, they found a deserted place far away from home, dug a hole and collected firewood.
After all, there were four people. Liu Kuan was afraid that there would not be enough firewood, so he went to buy some good firewood, which was durable.
After everything was ready, the two returned to the firewood room, and the next second they just hugged each other.
The person who was upright during the day suddenly sat up and looked at the two of them.
(bffh) "Brother, can you give us something to eat?"
Erzhu was so dangerous that he didn't call out directly.
It was an older middle-aged man who spoke, "Please, we haven't eaten for two days."
After all, Liu Kuan was well-informed, so it was one thing not to be frightened, but another thing to be afraid.
"Aren't you... dead?"
The four of them looked at each other, and the man in the lead said, "Brother, I know that it's our fault to kill us, and even if we die, we'll have a full meal, okay?"
Liu Kuan glanced at Er Zhu, who was trembling with fright, and went to the kitchen to get the rest of the meal.
"What's the matter with you? Why are you giving us raw rice?" The short one among the four was dissatisfied.
"Yeah, brother, we don't dare to die like this!
The two exited the firewood room, looking at each other with the urge to faint directly.
It was Liu Kuan's idea to serve raw rice.
"Uncle Kuan, you...why can't you?"
Liu Kuan was also confused, "Aren't they dead?"
"How could it not be a dead person? Didn't we all test it during the day? It looks like a stiff body, plus there is no breathing, and his face is blue, it must be a dead person!"
Liu Kuan, "It stands to reason that the dead should eat raw rice, why don't they eat it?"
"Two eldest brothers, can you do it well? Did you cook the rice for us?"
Liu Kuan:
Two bamboos:
So the two of them cooked for four people in the middle of the night.
The appetite of the four men should not be underestimated, and it seems that they have not eaten for a long time, and they ate three Erzhu for one meal.
As a result, Liu Kuan's wife thought that a thief was going to report to the officials early the next morning. Later, Erzhu took it all and took out a few taels of silver.
The two entered the firewood room during the day and found that the four of them were in a state of bouncing again.
Liu Kuan, "Let's throw them away!"
Erzhu completely agrees, knowing that yesterday's meal cost him a lot of money, and he has long looked at the four people who are not pleasing to the eye!
However, there are neighbors all around, let alone transporting four dead "corpses", even if they go out for a walk, they have to say hello several times, and the two of them have been busy all day and have not sent them out.
When the four of them woke up again, Erzhu went straight to the point, "Go away!!
He thought that the four of them would leave here without stopping, but he really underestimated the thickness of the four of them's faces, and he refused to leave, even begging for a meal!
People's hearts are full of flesh, especially there is someone who is quite good at lobbying, so Liu Kuan's wife almost fainted the next day. After all, cooking for a family is not that easy. Even if Erzhu can help, the person in charge It's still her.
This time, not only Er Zhu, but even Liu Kuan was severely criticized.
The two of them couldn't even speak, and they were terribly aggrieved.
"Uncle Kuan, do you have an idea?" Erzhu looked at the increasingly deflated wallet and sighed deeply, "Why don't we...
The two's strategy is very simple. Liu Kuan still has appeal in the end. He called everyone nearby, took out some laws and regulations from the government office, and asked each family to come out. He also invited a few pranksters nearby. Play and call everyone over.
Erzhu was responsible for taking all the people away and sending them to the pit they dug before, and by the way, he also brought back all the firewood he bought.
Everything went smoothly until the four of them came to the door at night.