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Chapter 763

Chapter 763

This time I went to Huber's for the ape show in the Wu Qin Xi.

Chen Hao practiced bear play outdoors in the cold north, and finally got a breakthrough and mastered the essence of it. It turned out that he had to go to the north to feel the cold breath before he could master it.

Now that Chen Hao has mastered bear opera, he can practice more advanced ape opera.

Chinese people are very familiar with apes. Whether it is the various apes in the animal world or the Monkey King in "Journey to the West", you can see some forms and habits of apes.

However, the ape opera in "Five Animals" is a general term for apes and monkeys. By imitating their shapes, they can keep fit and strengthen their bodies and overcome powerful enemies.

Among the five animal plays, tiger plays focus on bravery; deer plays focus on vigilance and caution; bear plays focus on defense, while monkey plays focus on flexibility and speed.

Chen Hao had seen all kinds of moves in the ape show at home, and also practiced it, but he always felt that it was almost meaningless, so when he came back, he came to ask his master, Uncle Hu, for advice.

Chen Hao came to see him with a gift, and when he learned that Uncle Huber was at home, he came to the backyard happily, and then found that Uncle Huber was sitting in the living room, and on the coffee table beside him, there was a blue and white porcelain tea bowl, steaming thickly. breath.

"Come and taste, I just brewed Biluochun."

Huber was not surprised when he saw Chen Hao, but asked him to sit beside him and drink tea like an old friend.

Chen Hao knew in his heart that this old man must be a prophet again. Considering that he will come today, this level is already comparable to that of a half-immortal. He is really a god.

Since Huber knew his purpose of coming, he was not in a hurry, and sat down to drink tea first.

Chen Hao took a sip, the tea was pleasantly fragrant, and after another sip, the fragrance of the tea still lingered in his mouth, it was really good tea.

Chen Hao sipped tea and chatted with Huber. After drinking a cup of tea, Chen Hao said that he wanted to ask about the practice of ape opera.

"You have practiced the ape show yourself, what insights do you have?" Huber asked.

"If you don't understand deeply, you don't know the right way."

Chen Hao said honestly: "To tell you the truth, I have watched a lot of "Animal World" programs that focus on monkeys and orangutans. I even replayed "Journey to the West". The strength of the other three departments."

"Oh? Then you play a game, I'll take a look." Huber said.

Chen Hao took off his coat, replaced his leather shoes with exercise shoes, and stood still in the field.

In Wu Qin Xi, the user must first enter the play and imagine himself as a monkey, but Chen Hao got stuck at the first step. He is a human being, and it always feels awkward to substitute a funny monkey.

But embarrassment also needs to act, to show Huber what level he has comprehended, so Chen Hao closed his eyes, thinking about various familiar monkeys, and imitated whichever one impressed him the most.

Suddenly, the appearance of a star monkey appeared in his head automatically, he is Zhang Yishan!

Zhang Yishan just aired a remake of "The Deer and Ding Tale" not long ago. Originally, The Deer and Ding Tale had nothing to do with apes, but Zhang Yishan's acting skills are superb, and he interpreted Wei Xiaobao as a big horse monkey, especially the storytelling at the beginning. vivid.

Chen Hao once watched the first two episodes with Zhou Xitong, and he remembered the classic image of Zhang Yishan. Now when he thinks of Monkey, his image suddenly pops up in his head.

Now that the arrow is on the string, no matter what kind of monkey it is, Chen Hao will imitate it, so he refers to Zhang Yishan's monkey appearance and started a set of ape plays.

There are seven types of ape opera, which are: the ape takes the moon, the horse and the moon in the year of the monkey, kill the chicken to warn the monkey, play ghosts and get rid of the monkey, monkey-headed monkey brain, Qi Tian Da Sheng, and havoc in heaven.

Some of the tricks here are suitable for one-on-one, such as the ape taking the moon, some are suitable for group fights, such as making havoc in the heavenly palace, and there are some tricks for feinting, disturbing the enemy, and pinning down, and so on.

Of course, the names of these moves appeared after the era of the founder Hua Tuo, and were added by the editors later. The moves in the original version of the ape opera are simple ape one and ape two, which later generations find indecent, so they are added The names of various idioms and common sayings have been used, and have been passed down to this day.

Although there are only seven moves, the moves can be combined freely. Chen Hao played a total of seven, seven and 49 moves before calling it a day.

Huber stopped watching Chen Hao boxing for a long time, but continued drinking tea.

Chen Hao knew that his punch must be too bad, and his eyes were hot, which is why Huber reacted like this.

"Also ask Huber for advice."

Chen Hao clasped his fists and said.

Huber put down his tea bowl, and said slowly, "It's not that you're out of luck, but you're crowned with a monkey. You don't look like a monkey at all, but you're a monkey."

Chen Hao was embarrassed and said: "Please give me some advice from Uncle Hu."

Huber smiled and said, "I expected that you would have difficulty learning this ape play, so I found a professional teacher for you."

Huber beckoned, and the young apprentice who was waiting by the side went down to prepare.

Chen Hao couldn't help being curious, why is there a professional teacher here?Could it be a master of monkey boxing?

As a result, he heard monkeys screaming outside, and the little apprentice led a professional animal trainer over.

The animal trainer was holding a macaque in his hand. The adult monkey was monkey-headed, clever, small in size, with a red back and a hunchback, and a pair of black eyes, but it was looking around nimbly.

"You want me to learn from real monkeys?" Chen Hao couldn't help but have some doubts.

Before Huber could answer, he heard dogs barking again, and two more animal trainers came in carrying a dog cage, in which a pit bull was imprisoned, to see their attire.

Pitbull is a very fierce dog. It can even kill wolves. It is often used as a fighting dog. Its sharp teeth and strong muscles are the embodiment of its fighting power.

Bringing a monkey Chen Hao understands that it is to learn to imitate, and at the same time bring a dog, this is not quite understandable, I don't know what it is for.

Seeing that Chen Hao didn't understand, Huber explained to him: "Your current understanding of apes is mostly from the world of animals, but this one only imitates to the superficial level. This ape play is a relatively difficult one in the five animal plays, unlike the previous ones. The three operas can be practiced well by imitating the movements of animals, otherwise it would not be the second-to-last practice sequence. This ape opera must not only have the charm of monkeys, but also understand the essence of monkeys' stubbornness and cleverness. Next, you can watch it. "

Huber made a gesture, and the animal trainer who led the monkey took out a banana, and then removed the chain from the monkey, so that it could move freely.

When the monkey saw the banana, he asked the animal trainer for it, but the animal trainer refused to give it, but threw it to a colleague standing in the other direction.

The monkey went after the banana and stretched out his hand to get it, but the animal trainer threw it to another person.

There were three animal trainers at the scene, and the three of them just teased the monkey and threw bananas at each other to prevent it from catching up.

"Squeak!"

The monkey seemed to be angry, its paws were scratching the back of its head, and it was trying to figure out a way.

(End of this chapter)