Chapter 1020
Chapter 1020
Chapter 1020
Hua Wu suddenly stuck to Chen Hao's ear, and whispered: "My sister gives you a piece of advice. When a man steals food, you must wipe your mouth clean. If sister Zhou finds out, you will be rewarded!"
After Hua Wu finished saying "hee hee", she jumped and left, looking very happy.
Chen Hao was taken aback. These words were indeed good words to warn the world, but it always felt weird to be uttered by this little girl, and I don't know where she learned them at such a young age.
After the energetic Hua Wu left, Chen Hao finally had a rest. He lay lazily on the sofa and swiped his phone.
As a result, Chen Hao received Hua Wu's WeChat before he swiped for a while.
"Stop lying on the sofa and playing with your phone, and quickly review what I taught you today."
Chen Hao sat up immediately, looked around, and Hua Wu was not peeking, so he asked wonderingly: "Have you installed a camera in my house?"
"Hee hee, aren't all men like this? It's very simple, so this lady can guess right."
Later, in order to encourage Chen Hao to practice bird play more, she said, "Practice quickly, and when you are done, you can enter Sister Cao's room without anyone noticing."
"What are you talking about, am I that kind of person!" Chen Hao sent a "cold" emoji.
"Stealing incense and stealing jade, don't say you don't have such thoughts, you are not honest at all, I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to take a shower."
After a while, Hua Wu sent a selfie of her in the bathroom, wearing a very irregular bathrobe, revealing a large area of white shoulders, and then stopped abruptly at a key point.
"Don't send this private photo to others, there is a hidden danger of spreading it." Chen Hao was preaching, after all, Hua Wu is now an Internet celebrity, so he should pay attention to his image.
"You're not an outsider, what are you afraid of? Are you going to spread the word?" Hua Wu asked back.
"Take your bath well." Chen Hao replied speechlessly, she was always full of nonsense.
I didn't want to talk to her at first, but after a while, Chen Hao made another ding-dong on WeChat, and Hua Wu sent another more exaggerated photo of her lying in the bathtub with a bunch of bubbles covering the key content. Looking at the camera, he is comparing scissors hands, smiling mischievously, which is deliberate at first glance.
"If you don't repent, I'll block you!" Chen Hao felt powerless, and this reprimand seemed weak.
"Okay, it's not enough to show you the beauty's bath photos, it's really hard to serve!" Hua Wu complained, and then fell silent.
Chen Hao finally had some free time. He put down his mobile phone and realized that there seemed to be nothing else he could do except practice. He thought to himself that he was just a toiler. He got up from the sofa and went to practice bird tricks. He would practice well and leave early. , being pestered by this naughty little sister Xiaowu every day is enough.
After practicing until late at night, Chen Hao finally made some progress. Now he can jump more than two meters high at once, and he still pulls onions in place. With this high jump level, he can already go to the Olympic Games to win a gold medal.
When he was about to go to bed and lay on the bed, Chen Hao suddenly recalled what Hua Wu said, stealing jade and incense is more exciting, and he must try it if he has the chance.
Of course, Chen Hao didn't sneak into Cao Rui's room. Instead, he went to attack Zhou Xitong at night. When she was resting at his home, he suddenly sneaked in through the window and sneaked in behind his future husband's back. What kind of situation, Chen Hao is very yearning.
So, he decided happily, but the premise is to learn the lightness kung fu well. If you are not good at learning the skills, and you encounter a vase, a trash can, etc. on the way, which alarms the future father-in-law and mother-in-law, it is equivalent to the death of the society. .
In this way, Chen Hao stayed at home and conducted a week-long intensive training. The training instructor was a flower dancer known as a gifted girl. Of course, as long as she never hit Chen Hao once, she couldn't bear to hit him.
It took Chen Hao four days to practice soaring to the sky for the first time. Now he can jump up to the second floor of his house in one fell swoop. No problem.
"Okay, make persistent efforts, the next move!"
Hua Wu encouraged him while waving his whip.
The next move is the swallow's copying water. If soaring into the sky is the skill of high jump, then swallow's copying water is the move of long jump.
This trick is to imitate the scene of swifts preying on the lake, flap their wings a few times, and fly across the water like sharp arrows, and then catch bugs.
This is because the Qinggong of Yanzi Li San was passed down from her natal family. There is a word Yan in her name, and her Qinggong mentality fits very well, so Chen Hao learned it relatively quickly. After two days of learning, Chen Hao started playing You have to look good, you can jump several meters in one jump, and you can go to the Olympics to win the gold medal in the long jump.
In the comprehensive test, Chen Hao first soared into the sky and jumped onto the roof, and then swallowed water and swooped down from the roof. The two moves he only knew were quite effective.
"It's okay, not too stupid." Hua Wu commented.
It was rare for her to give Chen Hao a positive comment. The first few days were all "why are you so stupid", "rough hands and feet" and so on.
In fact, Chen Hao's talent in martial arts is not bad, on the contrary, it is outstanding. Almost no one can learn two styles of lightness kung fu within six days. Although Hua Wu despises her brother, she still admires it in her heart. After all, not everyone can With her talent.
Hua Wu once learned to drive a car in one day, cleared the game of Happy Beat, and learned a lot of skills without a teacher. She is a smart girl like Huang Rong in martial arts novels.
Chen Hao's lightness kung fu practice ended on the seventh day. Because Luo Xin was going to report to the crew, she had already asked for 20 days off on the website to go to the crew to close the filming, and strive to finish filming as soon as possible.
Chen Hao also wanted to follow, but was stopped by Hua Wu: "Luo Xin is going to film, what are you doing, big boss? Are you still chasing after your childhood sweetheart and sister next door?"
"I'm not worried. I'll go and have a look. I'll be back soon."
Chen Hao chose to accompany him for protection because he got a piece of bad news in the [-] billion subsidy, but he couldn't tell Hua Wu about this.
Hua Wu glanced at Chen Hao: "It's important for you to improve yourself now. Don't eat from the bowl and look at what's in the pot. You haven't succeeded yet at home, Sister Cao? Are you thinking about Sister Luo?"
"What do you say!"
Chen Hao reprimanded with a straight face: "Don't talk like that."
"It's still wrong to tell the truth..." Hua Wu pouted and muttered softly.
"What did you say?" Chen Hao was asking her.
"Hmph, you're more interested in sex than younger sisters!"
Hua Wu ran away angrily, her running posture exuded a sour smell of jealousy.
Chen Hao is very helpless, this sister is so stubborn, but she is not willing to beat her, maybe her apprentice Peng Yuyan should discipline her more, and only Peng Yuyan can control her.
(End of this chapter)
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