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Chapter 623 Niancheng and McDonald's



Chapter 623 Niancheng and McDonald's

Chapter 623 Millennium City and McDonald's

"So you humans are really troublesome."

Half an hour later, at a well-known fast food chain in the world, Alquette propped his chin with his hand, stared listlessly at Shinji sitting opposite him, watched him swallow a hamburger in three gulps, and said vaguely.

"I'm sorry, human beings are so troublesome. They have to eat, they have to sleep, they are very fragile, they have a large number, and they have endless desires—but who made you face a human being?"

"Wow, that sounds really bad."

"That's right, human beings are such terrible creatures." As if choking on eating too quickly, Shen Er hurriedly took a few mouthfuls of Coke, "However, even bad human beings have some advantages, such as creativity. "

"creativity?"

"That's right, look around you and compare it to the Millennium City you live in. This is the embodiment of creativity."

Airquitt looked curiously at the storefront with red and yellow as the main color and with the theme of cleanliness and convenience, thought carefully for a while, and nodded seriously.

"It looks good, nah, do you think it would be fun for me to make the castle look like this?"

"Pfft~" Shen Er couldn't hold back, and spewed out a mouthful of Coke, "Don't, don't!"

A few drops of brown liquid splashed on her face, and Her Royal Highness was not angry, but asked in puzzlement, "Why? Is this not good?"

"Yes, yes, but..."

If you change the sacred place of origin of vampires, the "Millennium City Bronstad" with a special meaning, to McDonald's, those old monsters who have experienced the era of the ancestors will go crazy, especially your sister Eltruchi.

Of course, it is impossible for Shen Er to tell such a big truth. Anyone who knows a little bit about the vampire circle knows that the relationship between the Bronstad sisters is very bad.

Alquite once had long blond hair that reached her waist, but this long hair was cut off by Erteluchi hundreds of years ago.As a price, Eltruchi was seriously injured by Alquite and had to disappear for many years. She signed a contract with "Night of Varzia" in order to use the latter to collect blood to restore her injuries.

Shen Er didn't answer, but Alquette didn't want to give up, and chased after him.

"But what?"

In desperation, Shen Er could only find a reason.

"But this is completely inconsistent with the style of vampires, at least the image of vampires circulated in human society."

Unexpectedly, this reason aroused new interest of Alquite.

"Vampire style...how do you humans describe us vampires?"

"Red cloak and black dress, 08-square-meter castle built near the sea, slaves lined up full of jewels, every day from 30:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm, sleep in beauty sleep, get up a bottle of blood plasma from [-]... Sorry, recently I have done a lot of bombing work, stringed words together, and started all over again... Well, let me think about it, I remember that there is such a song about vampires."

Taking another sip of Coke to moisten his throat, Shen Er began to sing a cappella.

"The vines covered the earl's tomb. The old castle was barren and covered with weeds. The fat witch who couldn't ride a broom said spells in Latin, and her black cat laughed like it was crying." ..."

The name of the song is "William Castle". It is one of the classic songs of Zhou Jiegun, the leading pop singer in the previous life. It is also Shen Er's favorite song when he was young, and it is also his KTV repertoire.Even though it has been six years, I can still clearly remember the lyrics and melody.

After the song was sung, there were sporadic applause around, and some good young people whistled and shouted "Encore" enthusiastically.Shen Er is no exception to this kind of reaction. Magicians who are used to chanting mantras have a strong sense of rhythm and rhythm. Coupled with the clear voice that has not changed and the tune of retro British style, praise is inevitable. .The only fly in the ointment is the Chinese lyrics, which Romanians cannot understand.

Yes, Romania.

The starting point for the coupling of Millennium City and the present world is located in Romania, and it is indeed worthy of its name as the birthplace of vampires.The pronunciation of Mirenia, the city of the Thousand World Tree Clan, is almost the same as that of the Millennium City. I don’t know if it’s a coincidence, or someone did it deliberately, but it’s just a pity that the famous name of "Flander III" was lost.

If you have the chance, try to find a way to fulfill his wish, and be worthy of the treasure he gave you.

Thinking so, Shen Er crossed his hands, pressed his palms together, and wiped lightly.When he released it, there was already a finger-length, millimeter-thick iron pick in his hand, which was the miniature post summoned by the "King of Executioner".

The well-fed boy was playing with a treasure that was closely related to vampire legends, while listening to the vampire princess' thoughts on the lyrics.

Romanians can't understand Chinese, but Alquite can. What she can read from the world is not only memory, but also all kinds of recorded knowledge, including various languages.As long as she wants, she can become the world's number one translator at any time.

"Vampires should really live in the castle. But it feels weird to be barren and weeds. Many vampires consider themselves nobles, and usually raise some servants to clean the castle. Could it be that they have been sleeping for too long?"

"Many dead disciples are transformed by magicians through magic rituals. The witch you mentioned should be this kind. Black cats are familiars. Speaking of which, I also have a familiar that looks like a black cat."

"Werewolves, bats, and pigs are the result of filling their bodies with beast factors, and the ancient dead can do it. But what happened to reading the Gospel of John before sucking blood? Aren't the church and vampires hostile?"

"And Princess Catherine, it's fine to eat male mice, why is it AB blood type? Are there mice with AB blood type?"

"Hey, hey, are you listening?"

"I'm listening." Shen Er squinted his eyes, and the miniature rafters in his hand turned faster and faster.

"Then answer my question."

"what is the problem?"

"Sure enough, I didn't listen."

Alquite snorted twice in dissatisfaction, and stretched out his left hand like lightning, grabbing the unsightly miniature rafters.

How could Shen Er let her get away with it? He made a delicate move from his left hand to his right hand, and he didn't forget to answer at the same time.

"I've said it all, it's the cognition of ordinary people, it's the product of human imagination and creativity—if you're serious, you'll lose."

"I won't lose!"

Seeing that he couldn't hold Shinji with one hand, Alquette threw out both hands.It's a pity that compared to such a small method, she is really not Shen Er's opponent. She has caught dozens of times in a row, but she still hasn't caught what she thought of.

At this time, there were applause and whistles again, obviously taking the banter between the two as a performance.

Hearing other people's support, Alquite was even more excited, she put her hands on the dining table, and then——

The table collapsed.

(End of this chapter)


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