Chapter 192: Only Fools Become Hokage
Chapter 192: Only Fools Become Hokage
Night falls and the sky is filled with stars.
The three masters and apprentices left the lower city area and looked for the ancient castle.
Looking towards the destroyed wall.
Jiraiya frowned and said:
"This is obviously caused by Tsunade's strange punch...that violent woman!"
Naruto asked in confusion:
"Is this caused by that mother-in-law Tsunade? Can she do it with her fists?"
Looking at Naruto's twitching mouth.
Chi Yejun smiled in his heart:
"Tsunade, Baihao opened it, smashed half of Impure World Reincarnation Madara's body with one punch, and kicked Susanoo to pieces...what do you think!"
Jiraiya looked at the bright moon.
"It seems that Orochimaru has found her... Forget it, it's getting late, let's go eat first."
Ikeno Jun whispered to Naruto.
"No matter what, don't expose Rasengan's true strength."
Naruto asked in confusion:
"Why?"
"Brother Xinjun, don't ask anything else!"
Honnoji Izakaya.
Jiraiya led the two of them inside.
After sitting down.
Jiraiya found a yellow-haired beauty drinking.
It’s really hard to find anything without wearing iron shoes!
Knowing that she was Tsunade, Naruto was immediately stunned.
"Hey...she is really fifty?"
Tsunade was drinking wine and was a little tipsy.
I can't let go of Orochimaru for a long time...
Shizune hugged the little pig and didn't dare to speak.
When Tsunade noticed Jiraiya, he shook his head.
"What day is it today? I always meet acquaintances..."
In the afternoon.
She met Itachi who came to her specifically for treatment.
but.
She decisively refused!
The heartbroken Itachi had no choice but to leave Tanshu Castle silently with Kisame's support...
"Finally I found you!"
Jiraiya sat down unceremoniously.
Tsunade looked at Ikeno Jun.
"Haha, little guy, we meet again..."
but!
When she saw Naruto.
I couldn't help but feel a little stunned.
He seems like a younger brother...
(Nawaki's appearance and personality are very similar to Naruto. Kato Dan of Impure World Reincarnation once mistook Naruto for Nawaki...)
Naruto shouted in surprise:
"Is this Grandma Tsunade?"
Chi Yejun winked and poked him quickly.
really!
Tsunade said angrily:
"Hey! The blond kid, don't call me mother-in-law, call me sister!"
Naruto immediately started laughing, holding his stomach.
"Haha, you are obviously over fifty, but you still act like a sister. It makes me laugh..."
Jiraiya muttered quietly.
"She's already half a century old, and she's still pretending to be young..."
Tsunade slapped the table!
Table crack...
"What did you say!!"
Seeing that the irritable junior sister was about to get angry, Jiraiya hurriedly denied it.
"Haha, no... nothing!"
Chi Yejun smiled and said:
"Beautiful sister, do you still remember me?"
Tsunade then put away his anger.
"We met at the casino. Sister, I want to thank you!"
Chi Yejun shook his head.
"A year ago... we met, at the Senju clan's old house in Konoha!"
Tsunade was stunned.
Shizune actually thought about it!
"I remember! Last night we sneaked back to the village, and this little guy was sleeping in the old house!"
Tsunade finally remembered from memory!
Chi Yejun had a premonition.
If you complete the mission this time, the reward you get will probably still be related to Tsunade...
"Oh it's you!"
Tsunade laughed.
"We are really destined, little one!"
The distance between the two people invisibly narrowed.
After three rounds of drinking.
Jiraiya finally proposed:
"I'm looking for you this time because I hope you can succeed the Fifth Hokage."
Tsunade was silent for a moment.
"What a joke! I refuse!"
Jiraiya scratched his head.
"You are so quick to refuse, just like when I confessed my love to you..."
Naruto pointed at Tsunade confused.
"Why should she be the Hokage?"
Chi Yejun whispered:
"Tsunade... sister is not only one of the Sannin, but also the granddaughter of the First Hokage. She is also the most powerful medical ninja in Konoha. She is fully qualified to be a Hokage."
Tsunade waved his hand.
"Stop talking! I won't be a Hokage no matter what! The will of fire is just the behavior of a fool! Losing my life and money for the Hokage... I'm not that stupid!"
Naruto was immediately furious!
His life goal is to become a Hokage!
"You old witch! How dare you look down on the Hokage!"
If Jiraiya and Ikeno Jun hadn't stopped him.
Naruto is probably going to rush over...
Jiraiya lit a cigarette.
"Tsunade, did you know? The Third Hokage has died in battle..."
Tsunade was startled, looking a little dazed.
"Hmm...I heard Orochimaru say that."
"Then you know? Your grandfather Senju Hashirama, he was summoned by the Impure World Reincarnation."
Tsunade couldn't help but ask:
"so what?"
"So...your grandfather wants you to take up the Hokage position."
Jiraiya said without changing his face or heartbeat.
Chi Yejun cursed in his heart:
"Liar, with your level of deception...it's strange that my sister can believe it!"
really.
Tsunade sneered:
"After so many years, you still can't lie..."
Subsequently.
Naruto cursed again.
Tsunade went berserk!
then!
Everyone walked out of the izakaya.
Jiraiya sneered and showed a helpless expression.
Before the fight.
Tsunade couldn't help but ask:
"Blonde boy, before you get knocked unconscious by me, I want to ask you, why do you care so much about Hokage's name?"
Naruto said righteously:
"Because becoming Hokage is my biggest dream, Uzumaki Naruto!"
Listen to this!
Tsunade was stunned.
This sentence is so familiar...
His younger brother's dream is exactly the same as his.
Chi Yejun winked at him.
Naruto then remembered his reminder.
Rasengan only showed two successes and was ridiculed by Tsunade.
Subsequently.
They made a bet.
If Naruto becomes proficient in Rasengan within a week, he will receive her necklace...
Chi Yejun searched the space.
He took out several boxes of revitalizing and firming masks and handed them to Tsunade.
"Sister, go back and rest early."
Tsunade took it.
I love this sensible little guy even more...
"By the way, Sister Shizune's hair is a little dry, so I'll give you this bottle of Sassoon."
Shizune was overjoyed!
"And mine? This brother is so caring..."
"Extra: I saw it!" ! 》
I came home from get off work today and Xiaohui hasn't come back yet.
His house is unlocked because you have to pass through his house to go to the balcony.
I took the washing tub to dry the clothes, and couldn't help but glance at the room...
The perfume smell is gone, and it's not as clean as the first few days after arriving...
The bed was a mess, with a pair of underwear and socks on the bedside, and a few suspicious pieces of toilet paper in the trash can...
This is like a man's bedroom.
I have asked my friends to help investigate the landlord. If she rents illegally, then I will take the initiative.
As for whether my ex-girlfriend asked her to drive me out, I can’t confirm this yet, but I will definitely investigate!
However, I am still prepared.
The agency girl called me and told me that the house opposite was for rent, but it was a rough house with no furniture or air conditioning, and the monthly rent was 1,600...
I refused decisively.
I told the agency sister that I still wanted to live in this building.
Then, she told me about another apartment, which made me overjoyed!
This house is in the same unit as mine, but it's an apartment with an opposite door, and it's on the top floor.
The house type is three bedrooms and one living room, with a duplex loft. It is simply decorated, with basic furniture and air conditioning. The landlord is in a hurry to rent it, and it only costs 2,000 yuan a month! Because it is not easy to rent out three bedrooms and one living room...
I did the math, now I earn 800 yuan a month and Xiaohui earns 700 yuan.
If you move to three bedrooms and one living room, you can rent out three rooms with the attic! I only need to pay 500 yuan a month, which saves 300 yuan!
I made an appointment with the agency girl to go see the house at noon tomorrow...
Xiaohui came back from get off work at around nine o'clock and packed a lobster for me.
Hehe, it’s not bad to have roommates, and there are also late-night snacks...
However, I found one detail:
When he opened WeChat on his phone, I accidentally noticed that a man had sent him a picture of his muscles... a very explicit one... maybe it was a mutual exchange among fellow fitness enthusiasts...
I told him about the three bedrooms and one living room.
He had no problem with it and asked for leave tomorrow at noon to look at the house with me.
As for the options for sharing a house, I still hope to have two girls.
But unexpectedly, Xiaohui suggested renting them all to men, saying that it would be convenient to wear clothes in summer...
Doesn't he want to live in a room with a beautiful woman?
DreamersGN