DreamersGN Chapter 335: Lao Zi Can’T Be Resurrected This Time
Chapter 335: Lao Zi Can’T Be Resurrected This Time
The land of earth.
High mountains and barren Gobi.
If the Country of Fire, which has spring all year round, is compared to a gentle boy, the Country of Earth is a straight man with sharp edges and steel...
Iwagakure is a ninja village in the Land of Earth.
The village is surrounded by towering mountains.
It is difficult for the enemy to invade.
same.
There is very little communication with the outside world here...
There are slogans everywhere in the village:
"Unite closely under the leadership with Ohnoki as the core, hold high the spirit of the Will of Stone, and build Iwagakure into a ninja village that no one dares to mess with!"
"The Will of Stone" is a product of Second Tsuchikage plagiarizing Second Hokage...
Deidara's hometown is here.
He was a disciple of Third Tsuchikage Ohnoki.
Chi Yejun sighed:
"If he didn't play with clay back then, he would be playing with black soil now..."
Just like Sun Wukong.
When I came to the peach garden to steal peaches, the beautiful seven fairies came in.
As a result, after this guy immobilized them, he actually ran away!
At least you should do something before running away...
Ikeno Shun comes to Iwagakure.
It's early morning.
He wanders around the village wearing an invisibility cloak.
Looking for an old man with a red beard.
This person’s name is... Lao Zi.
Iwagakure's Four Tails Jinchūriki!
It is also the target that Itachi and Kisame are looking for.
As a result, he was found at the door of the public toilet!
Chi Yejun sneaked into the toilet and couldn't help but pinch his nose.
"Why does the toilet smell so bad..."
Lao Zi has some constipation as she gets older.
He was grunting and squeezing with all his strength...
Chi Yejun took out a small ant and put it in his pocket.
This is the "Super Beast Fake Painting. Scout Ant" drawn in advance.
The opponent's activity radius can be displayed on the scroll map.
Then he secretly left a Chakra mark on him.
Lao Zi was wiping his butt when he was suddenly startled:
"It feels like someone is touching me..."
Ikeno Jun couldn't help laughing and left the toilet.
Then I walked around the village again, hoping to see that super long-legged girl in black stockings...
It's a pity that I didn't see it.
The sun gradually rose, and he finally returned to Konoha Village.
Having read the original work, he knew that the battle between Lao Zi and Itachi took place in the forest outside the village.
These days.
From time to time he would open the scroll and check it.
It's like the Marauder's Map in Harry Potter.
As long as there is enough Chakra, there is no need to worry about the little ants disappearing...
Lao Zi's range of activities is still in the village.
But what's particularly strange is.
Several nights.
He appears in Third Tsuchikage Ohnoki's bedroom...
"Hey, aren't he and Onoki rivals? Besides, they are more than 20 years apart, so what strange things will happen..."
Right now.
The system jumped out without any suspense.
[Giggles, Host must have guessed the mission, right? Please conquer Four Tails and unlock new reward content]
"New content? Can you disclose it?"
[Small improvement: The Host ability has been improved, but the friends around me also need to improve... I can only give you so many tips, come on! 】
"I understand, it is better to share than to enjoy alone, and it is better to enjoy alone than to enjoy with others..."
【in addition……】
The system hesitated to speak.
After being urged by Chi Yejun, he said:
[Hey, the boss said something about me. They said I was too tolerant of Host. The task of conquering the tailed beast was too easy. I put on a cloak and pretended to be a melon-eating crowd. I stole corpses and resurrected them. Even a three-year-old child could complete it... This time, the difficulty will be increased... , cannot be resurrected after death...Don't blame me, this is what the higher-ups want...]
[So during this mission, the resurrection spell is temporarily invalid]
Chi Yejun also didn't know who was at the top of the system.
Is it the Lord God?
Or God, Mary, the Queen Mother...
but.
Since he said so, he could only nod in agreement...
Early the next morning.
Wearing red cloud cloaks, Itachi and Kisame easily broke their virginity barrier.
Smooth entry into Iwagakure.
First, they found a hotel to stay in, and then released the crows to find Lao Zi.
This evening.
Kisame is lying comfortably in the bathtub playing.
Itachi pushed open the door and entered!
Kisame said unhappy:
"Hey, even if you are a teammate, you still have to knock on the door, right? Do you still have any privacy..."
Itachi glanced at it with disdain.
"The fish whip is just small..."
Then he said:
"Get out of Iwagakure quickly, Jinchūriki is not here!"
Kisame immediately dried himself off and put on his clothes.
The two drank some water, put on their bamboo hats and left the hotel towards the outside of the village...
Along the way.
Itachi is using Chakra to search for Lao Zi's whereabouts.
On Chi Yejun's scroll, Lao Zi's footprints finally appeared in the forest outside the village.
He immediately flew to Lao Zi's side...
a few days ago.
Toshi Ikeno submitted his resignation to Tsunade.
Resign from the positions of the three major ministers!
"I also want to be a writer, and I also want to travel around the world to collect materials like Jiraiya..."
He will write Mao's book...
Nothing more than an excuse to have free time.
Otherwise, he would be entangled in Konoha's political affairs every day and would be unable to do many things.
Tsunade felt very sorry.
But it’s hard to force it, so I can only reluctantly agree.
Chi Yejun promised that although he would no longer hold important positions, he would still make economic and combat contributions to the village.
He will also participate in important tasks, and will spare no effort to participate in the war when the war is in chaos.
Looking at Chi Yejun's wild and unruly back.
Tsunade sighed:
"What a good candidate for Hokage, just gone..."
Shizune also nodded.
"The more I look at him, the more I think he looks like Lord Jiraiya..."
Tsunade punched the table hard.
"If I had known, I wouldn't have let him come into contact with Jiraiya. The little boy who was originally so pure has now been taught all five poisons by him..."
(Jiraiya is dissatisfied: Why don’t you say it was Chino Jun who led me astray...)
Forest outside Iwagakure.
Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame discovered the traces of Lao Zi.
Toshiya Ikeno wears a cloak that can hide his form and hide the aura of Chakra...
Lao Zi, who was wearing a ponytail, was walking in the forest.
Scattered and urgent urination.
Take it out and sprinkle it on the small mushrooms under the big tree.
As a result, the smoking urine burned the little mushroom to death...
It turns out that the old man owns Lava Style.
The pee is full of fire.
"Yeah, I'm sorry, little Momomo..."
The old man is quite cute and likes to say repetitive words.
Then I felt hungry and took out the cans I brought with me.
"Eating Taotao...it's a bit cool..."
After speaking, he spit out lava, lost control of his strength, and burned the can...
Itachi and Kisame were stunned!
Damn, is this an old man in his fifties...
They showed up immediately to stop him.
Lao Zi warned:
"who are you?"
Kisame didn't say anything and just started doing it!
Chi Yejun hid in a tree and watched the battle.
It's exactly the same as in the original work...
According to Chi Yejun's original idea.
Still waiting for the old man to die before resurrecting in space.
But the system said that it can't be like this this time and needs to be changed.
"However, the resurrection spell cannot be used for the time being. The invisibility cloak didn't say it couldn't be used..."
Chi Yejun's little mind turned around and he quickly thought of a way...
The battle begins.
Lao Zi can be called a full-level fire spell.
Fire Style, which can't burn anyone to death, is completely incomparable to Lava Style.
Lava Style. Burning River Rock Technique!
Lava Style. Granite!
Lava Style. Lime Condensation Technique!
Lava Style. Gray stone seal Technique!
Lava Style.Card protection film……
In particular, the "Flower and Fruit Mountain" used when transforming into a tailed beast directly creates a sea of magma, and the volcano erupts in a few seconds!
Chi Yejun couldn't close his mouth when he saw it.
Because these battles were not reflected in the original work, Lao Zizhi farts faster than Erwei...
(The battle process was restored in later memories, but it was also briefly mentioned)
"Wow! This Lava Style is quite awesome."
However……
It's useless in this battle.
Why?
The attributes are incompatible...
Captain Yamato once taught Naruto:
"Fire defeats wind, wind defeats clay, thunder defeats earth, earth defeats water, and water defeats fire."
There is a big water ratio like Hoshigaki Kisame in...ahem.
The old man deserved to be killed.
Kisame directly extinguished Fire Goku in the tailed beast form with a few "Water Style. Big Explosive Water Waves"...
Lao Zi was washed to the ground.
He was soaked to the skin and smoking.
Because of being defeated by each other, they have lost their combat effectiveness.
Itachi stepped forward and took it out to end his life!
The moment it shot into the opponent's throat.
The old man disappeared unexpectedly...
"I'll go! What's going on?" Kisame shouted.
Itachi frowned.
Thinking of Hidan and Kakuzu talking about the disappearance of the second-tailed Jinchūriki.
Although Four Tails Jinchūriki did not die this time, he also disappeared.
Soon he understood:
"The other party knows the invisibility technique!"
"He also took away the body last time, but who is it? Although there are people in the ninja world who are good at invisibility, but those who can hide the flow of chakra and hold their breath in such a way that even my eyes can't penetrate it, it seems... There really isn’t…”
Kisame said dejectedly:
"It's over. All four tailed beasts have been snatched away. The financial director is also dead. We can't even pay wages. Let's just disband..."
Itachi said seriously and calmly:
"Look around quickly!"
After some searching, I went to Iwagakure several times to find it, but there was no trace.
The two of them could only return to Rain Shinobi Village sadly...
This time Payne was so angry that he laughed and couldn't help but explode.
"Haha, it seems that the other party is really planning to go against us! Next time he is caught by me, see if I don't tear him apart..."
Konan reminded dissatisfiedly:
"Watch your image! Don't insult women!"
Payne finally said coldly:
"It seems that Five Tails needs me to go into battle personally..."
The gilded manor in Sunset Village.
In a luxuriously decorated presidential suite.
Lao Zi sat on the bed blankly.
"What is this place……"
Chi Yejun leaned on the window sill, his slender figure extremely tempting.
Holding a glass of red wine in his hand, he opened three buttons of his shirt, revealing his strong and well-defined chest.
"Who are you?"
Lao Zi stood up in a defensive posture.
But soon I saw Ikeno Jun’s forehead protector.
"Are you... a Konoha Village ninja?"
Chi Yejun smiled evilly:
"It's Konoha Village Ikeno Jun, Azi, I was the one who rescued you just now."
Lao Zi was stunned.
"Toshi Ikeno? Is that the Konoha legend who punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked North Blue Kindergarten? What you just used was... the legendary Flying Thunder God?"
Chi Yejun smiled and nodded.
Lao Zi became more and more confused.
Although he has traveled extensively over the years, he only recently returned to the village.
But he knew very well that Iwagakure had no diplomatic relations with Konoha Village.
Why would he save himself?
Only then did Chi Yejun come over with a serious look on his face.
"Actually, I know that Sun Wukong was sealed in your body when you were young. This is also the most painful thing for you. Because of this, you left the village and wandered around because of your bad relationship with Onoki, right?"
Lao Zi was shocked after hearing this!
"How did you know?"
Chi Yejun smiled and said:
"Because I am the envoy of God... You have a very good relationship with Second Tsuchikage Wu. After Wu died, Onoki came to the throne. You killed each other and loved each other... But in the end, you still couldn't understand Onoki's use of the Akatsuki organization for profit, and you tore apart He left Iwagakure after his face was broken, and he just returned to the village recently..."
Lao Zi nodded blankly.
"But, what is the divine envoy you just mentioned?"
"How should I put it? It's equivalent to an alien... Ahem, my real name is Ōtsutsuki Nojun. I have a special ability that can terminate the contract between Jinchūriki and tailed beasts, and neither party will die."
Lao Zi is doubtful.
"I'm actually here to help you, because I know that no one wants to become a Jinchūriki, they are all forced...Tailed beasts should not be sealed in people's bodies, let alone exist in this world, they will only bring war."
Listen to him.
Lao Zi suddenly became excited!
"Heroes see the same thing... But can you really get it out? Should it be delivered directly or by caesarean section? Will it hurt..."
Chi Yejun laughed.
"You are so funny..."
Subsequently.
Use the powerful Mouth Escape to convince Lao Zi...
To dispel his last doubts.
Chi Yejun took out ring No. 1.
Released One Tail Shukaku.
Shukaku is holding a game console playing "Whac-a-Mole"...
See One Tail!
Lao Zi was completely stunned, and his jaw almost dropped to the ground.
"This...this is not from Fifth Kazekage..."
Chi Yejun smiled and said:
"It's the tailed beast he once was, now safely stripped away."
Lao Zi's mind went blank.
"Let's do this. I'll take you to see Kazekage and you'll believe me."
Without any explanation, he held the old man in his arms.
Whoosh——
Fly to Sunagakure.
I happened to meet Temari who was out for some activities.
"Xiaojun, why are you holding an old man so close..."
Temari was stunned for a moment.
Chi Yejun immediately explained.
He kissed her on the face and belly and went to find Gaara.
After Gaara understood the situation.
Start talking to Lao Zi.
Speaking from your own experience is more effective than talking about it!
Lao Zi soon burst into tears.
He grabbed Gaara's hand and said, "Finally I met someone with the same path..."
The more the two chatted, the more they became interested.
Like-minded, sympathetic, irreconcilable, and sympathetic...
And they all have red hair, they really look like grandparents and grandchildren.
If Ikeno Jun hadn't interrupted in time, Gaara would have called him grandpa...
"Azi, have you decided to strip off the tailed beast?"
(Extra: Fatty Xiaofeng came up to me tonight and hesitated for a while... He went around for a long time before asking, "Have you ever had sex with your ex-girlfriend?" I was stunned! He and I are not like Xiaohui. He talked about everything! Why did he ask me such a private question... I just remembered that the last time little Sakura came to my house, she was insulted by her mother! There was no one else at home at that time, except Xiaofeng who had just returned from work... ... He and little Sakura looked at each other for a few times, with very strange expressions... Could it be! Xiaofeng and little Sakura know each other? Xiaofeng didn't say it clearly, and asked when was the last time me and little Sakura... I was a little annoyed! This guy is Pervert!! Before going downstairs, he finally couldn't help it and asked me to take time to go to the dermatology department to see him and draw blood on an empty stomach in the morning...What do you mean? I went downstairs to ask him, but he went out...waiting for Xiaohui When I came back, I told him the situation. Xiaohui patted his thigh and seemed to guess the reason! Then he picked up his mobile phone and searched Baidu... Dermatology not only treats eczema, dermatitis and the like, but also those dirty diseases, it is also within the scope of dermatology... ...I was immediately dumbfounded. Why did Xiaofeng ask me to take a blood test on an empty stomach? What does it have to do with little Sakura...)