DreamersGN Chapter 281 Uchiha ~♪Rebelled~♪
Chapter 281 Uchiha ~♪Rebelled~♪
Chapter 281 Uchiha ~? Rebelled ~?
Suddenly, the VCR image in the sky changed!
The Second Hokage made a stunning appearance as a Peking Opera martial arts performer, perfectly blending the majesty of a ninja with the aesthetics of traditional opera!
He was dressed in an indigo satin Peking Opera costume, with snow-white fox fur adorning his shoulders. His armor was embroidered with the Thousand Hands Clan emblem and subtle wave patterns. He carried a Peking Opera flag on his back, which was painted with the Thousand Hands Clan's glory!
He wore a Peking Opera scholar's helmet and a feathered crown.
The three red marks on his fair skin were still visible on his face.
In addition, Tobirama Senju's upturned eyes were painted with light red eyeshadow, complementing his crimson pupils—
It looked as if she had just cried, but she forcefully wiped away her tears, displaying a stubborn resilience.
[It's Tobirama from the Samurai Gate! This VCR is amazing!] 10+ people think it's great. [Is this an official image from the mobile game?! Amazing!] 10+ people think it's great. [Are there versions with Hashirama Senju or Madara Uchiha? I want to see them.] 10+ people think it's great. [No, there's only one with Tobirama.] 10+ people think it's great. [Hahahahahahahahaha] 10+ people think it's great. [The Uchiha rebelled, forcing the Second Hokage to perform.] 10+ people think it's great. [The evil old man Senju! Bewitching everyone again!] 10+ people think it's great. [Uchiha~ rebelled~, this line could also be changed to Great Fireball~ Water Dragon Bullet~] 10+ people think it's great. [Then comes the Thunder God Slash, Izuna died in Madara's arms, right?] [10+ people think this painting of Tobirama is amazing. It looks a little more refined than the actual Tobirama Senju.]
The changes are minor; you wouldn't notice them unless you looked closely.
But overall, it gives the impression of being "a little too beautiful."
These are Hashirama Senju's concerns.
Izuna and Madara, standing beside Hashirama, were speechless, while the expressions of the Third Hokage and Tsunade in the distance were also quite interesting.
"Hmph! It's like they've been severely bullied~"
Someone uttered a profound truth and immediately became the focus of attention among the ninjas!
In the newly appeared mirror wall, the reanimated Uchiha Madara, whose timeline was limited to Tsukuyomi, had a frivolous smile on his lips as he made fun of the Peking Opera costume of Senju Tobirama in the sky.
Case solved!
In another world, Sasuke Uchiha is portrayed as a playboy, a trait inherited from Madara Uchiha!
As mentioned in the comments before, Sasuke and Madara are both reincarnations of another person's chakra!
Sasuke is Chara-suke, Madara is Chara-madara.
This limited Tsukuyomi world is still a bit too wild!
This left Madara Uchiha from the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline so embarrassed that his back stiffened, and he dared not look at Hashirama and Tobirama's expressions.
Izuna covered his forehead with his hand, looking at the reactions of himself and his brother in the mirror images of different timelines, his heart filled with mixed emotions. "What are they even saying in the comments?!"
"That's right! What are those 'Gouju' and 'Suiryudan'? Izuna died in my arms!"
"Brother, don't repeat yourself."
"Huh? Oh—"
Because the random comments blocked the original comments, the "Wujiapo" that the ninja world heard again looked completely different.
The VCR features Tobirama Senju's voice singing the poignant and stirring "The Clan Chiefs Advise Without Mercy" ["The clan chiefs all remonstrate against leniency~♪"] 10+ people found it great. ["Forced my brother to sever the bond of love~♪"] 10+ people found it great. ["Separated~♪ To be on opposite sides~♪"] 10+ people found it great. [Hilarious! Isn't this describing Madara Uchiha attacking Konoha with the Nine-Tails, the clan chiefs of Konoha pleading for Madara's punishment, and Hashirama finally having no choice but to sever the bond of love and kill Madara? Who came up with this phrase? So brilliant!] 10+ people found it great. [Tobirama probably thought of it, since he sang it. He sang it with a tone that sympathizes with him and Hashirama, with Hashirama and Madara, and with him and Izuna. The production team really has a huge love quadrangle, right?] [10+ people think this is great] Konoha's early timeline: Due to the circumstances, the Senju clan did not ally with the Uchiha clan, but instead formed an alliance with the Uzumaki clan to establish Konoha.
Originally, Ashina Yuzu had planned to arrange a marriage between his daughter, Mito Yuzu, and Hashirama Senju.
But Mito refused outright.
After seeing so many comments, does she still want to be a wife of a gay man?
"No, this is a huge misunderstanding!!" Tobirama Senju repeatedly explained that his older brother and Madara were not in that kind of relationship!
But the all-knowing gods in the comments have already ruined their reputation in this regard. Not only did Ashina and Mito not listen, but even Hashirama suggested that Tobirama and Izuna find some time to have a good talk.
Of course, Hashirama Senju was met with his brother's furious iron fist and a disdainful roar: "Shut up!!"
The screen was filled with comments, and people kept giving donations to Tobirama Senju on several timelines where donations were enabled.
[A user, "Grabbing Orange Cat's Head," gifted Tobirama Senju a sound system.] 10+ people liked this. [User "Grabbing Orange Cat's Head": Okay, that's the end of the discussion. The strongest songstress in Konoha is the Second Hokage.] 10
w+人觉得很赞【用户13408440给宇智波泉奈打赏九十九个萤光棒】10w+人觉得很赞【用户13408440：快去给你的扉间应援！顺便叫上你哥给他伴舞！】10w+人觉得很赞【想看千手扉间唱武家坡，宇智波斑和千手柱间在背景板里激情献舞！】10w+人觉得很赞宇智波泉奈气得不顾形象，对着天上的弹幕大吼：「什幺叫我的扉间！再说他才不配让我哥给他伴舞！！」
Tobirama Senju doesn't mind topics like "My Tobirama having Madara as a backup dancer," but "before the topic even started, I really didn't expect that the so-called strongest songstress would be me."
This is way too abstract!
In the span of my life, I never imagined that one day I would be called a princess.
Naruto Uzumaki muttered to Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata, "So even though I was right just now, the Second Hokage called me an idiot! Humph!"
Sakura rubbed her forehead, looking very tired.
"You guys should really think about what songs you'll be singing next—"
Naruto and Sasuke didn't understand Sakura's meaning and looked at her in confusion.
Tenten explained to them, "It seems the all-knowing gods have a way of making us sing the songs they want to hear, any song will do. Have you forgotten Sasuke's song, 'Sister, You're So Beautiful'?"
Sasuke had selectively forgotten about that song, but unexpectedly, Tenten brought it up again at this moment.
In the Chunin Exams timeline, Izuna was not resurrected. After several debates, Hashirama accompanied Madara on his travels, witnessing the joys and sorrows of the ninja world once again.
Madara Uchiha hadn't laughed like that in a long time.
Although many of the lyrics in the comments were parodies of them, it's still surprising to see that despicable Tobirama Senju dressed up like that and singing.
She was also called a "songstress" and took to the stage to compete for the title of strongest?
Madara activated his Sharingan and copied down all of this information, using it to cheer himself up when he was feeling down.
【"Gouju~♪Water Dragon Bullet~♪"】10+ people think it's great. Yellow sand rolls, smoke of war spreads. 【"Nanka River~♪Flying Thunder God Slashes Your Soul Scattered~♪"】10+ people think it's great. Later, my foreign land sat on the Silver Peace. 【"That day~♪Kunai stained with blood, Sharingan~♪"】10+ people think it's great. That day, wild geese carried silk robes. 【"Only then did I realize~♪Your brother was deceived~♪"】10+ people think it's great. Only then did I realize that my third sister suffered torment. 【"Ah~♪Uchiha~♪"】10+ people think it's great. Ah~My wife~
【「宿敌泉奈～♪」】10w+人觉得很赞王氏宝钏【「可怜你～♪瞳术通天～♪」】10w+人觉得很赞可怜你，守在寒窑【「可怜你～♪至死不甘～♪」】10w+人觉得很赞可怜你，孤孤单单【「苦战这乱世烽烟～♪」】10w+人觉得很赞苦等我薛男平贵【「终究命丧黄泉～♪」】10w+觉得很赞整整一十八年【「啊～宇智波～♪」】10w+人觉得很赞啊～我的妻～
Uchiha: "—"
This word is inherently offensive, especially coming from the mouth of the Second Hokage, who hated them the most!
The level of demonic power isn't just doubled, it's multiplied by at least ten or a hundred times!! A direct, face-to-face, devastating attack on them!
The most tragic one was Uchiha Izuna—
In the timeline of the breakup in Namikawa, since the eldest son Hashirama and Madara were trapped in the treehouse, Izuna and Tobirama were raised as the family heirs.
Izuna was almost ten years old at this time. His little face was red and pouty, like a little piglet that had been scalded by hot water. He was swearing that next time he saw Tobirama Senju, he would beat him so badly that he couldn't get up.
Why not just kill them directly?
Don't ask, the answer is that Izuna never thought of it.
On the other side of the Senju clan's territory, Tobirama, though always wearing a pale and quiet face, couldn't help but feel awkward.
What Uchiha, my wife, resentment to the death, chaos and war, death in the Yellow Springs!
"Hmph! Marry Uchiha Izuna? I'd rather stay single for life!!"
A Senju clansman of the same age reminded him, "But judging from the comments in the future, it seems you really have been single your whole life." Could this really be related to his rival, Uchiha Izuna? No way.
Tobirama growled in a low voice, "Whether I'm single or not, it has nothing to do with Uchiha Izuna!! Nor with any other Uchiha!"
In the timeline where Izuna is seriously injured, Tobirama and Izuna were in the same office, and at this moment they looked out the window together at the barrage of comments.
Even if they didn't want to watch, they couldn't, because they all have ears now. This time, they can even insert VCRs from the sky into the comments, and those damn VCRs even have sound!!
"What kind of nonsense are you singing?! Who's your wife?!"
Tobirama, enraged, retorted, "Speak reasonably! I already said it wasn't me singing! Just you wait! You might be the one singing later!"
"Ha! Even if I were to sing, do you think I'd sing something like 'Wujiapo'?! 'Remembering the Past, Tears Never Dry'?"
"How do you know you won't sing even worse?" Tobirama Senju reasoned, "Every time there's a discussion, it involves the Uchiha clan. Maybe your song and Madara's will be the grand finale!"
The Konoha ninja who were originally there to deliver documents to the two of them didn't dare to come in.
Sitting in the best viewing spot on Hokage Rock, Madara Uchiha complained to Hashirama Senju next to him, "Keep an eye on your brother, don't let him actually have any feelings for Izuna."
He's easily embarrassed; just listening to the song and reading the lyrics in the comments made him feel ashamed for Izuna and Tobirama.
This is so embarrassing, and what's with the lyrics "I only just found out your brother was deceived," why does it mention Uchiha Madara in the lyrics?!
"No, Madara! I can guarantee you that on behalf of Tobirama!" Hashirama swore to the heavens.
Ban was speechless. "No, there's no need to be so formal," he said casually.
They're just comments in the sky; he doesn't believe in any grand love quadrangle.
In the timeline of the Uchiha's defeat, Izuna picked up his sword and charged towards the Senju clan's territory!
For Izuna's safety, and for the sake of his and the Uchiha clan's reputation, Madara ultimately managed to subdue Izuna.
In the original timeline of the Valley of the End, Madara went to the Hokage Building to maintain order.
Although the ninjas of Konoha were dissatisfied, no one was more suitable than him to control the situation in Konoha and the current ninja world.
Even though the heads of the various clans were so angry that blood was gushing from their foreheads, they still had to obey Uchiha Madara's orders for a long time.
If Tobirama says the Second Hokage is still alive and well, then they can only believe that Lord Tobirama is indeed still alive and hope that the Second Hokage can come to take charge as soon as possible.
Even though they all knew in their hearts that the Second Hokage was likely to outlast Uchiha Boku, his presence at least kept the Uchiha in check.
In this timeline, the young Uchiha Kagami plays a double agent, always trying to visit Madara's residence to pay his respects to Izuna and inquire about Tobirama's situation.
Izuna did know about Tobirama's situation; he had asked his brother, but was given vague and evasive answers. Izuna had a great fondness for the Uchiha children, but he didn't tell him that someone was hiding in the house—a woman, a woman who had been intimate with his brother for a long time.
Give Uchiha Kagami some money and let him buy some things that women would like. Kagami's small head was filled with big question marks.
Upon hearing Izuna-sama ask him to buy things that women like, Kagami wondered anxiously if Izuna-sama truly wanted to become a woman and stay with Tobirama-sama forever.
"Lord Izuna, have you been bewitched by this song for a long time?"
"What does this have to do with me?! The demonic one is Tobirama Senju!!"
Inside the room, Tobirama Senju woke up again, and the first thing he heard was Izuna Uchiha cursing him from behind.
And his own voice was singing.
What are you singing?
Oh, my wife, Tobirama Senju: "—"
You despicable Uchiha! You'll stop at nothing to ruin my reputation!
Consumed by rage, Tobirama, despite his dizziness, sat up, propped up by the blankets, and grabbed the object.
Her chakra was severely depleted, causing her to feel aches and pains all over her body, as if she had been run over by a car.
Uchiha Tobirama, who had faked his death before the First Five Kage Summit timeline even ended up reuniting with Hashirama, took a long time to realize: "That despicable Tobirama Senju! He actually defiled Izuna's manhood after Izuna's death!!"
Across two rivers of time and space, the thoughts of Uchiha and Tobirama Senju surprisingly resonated, which explains why the gods who knew each other for so long posted "Uchiha Tobirama has entered the live stream" in the comments.
Meanwhile, in Konoha, Hashirama Senju listened to this song and laughed so hard he squatted behind the Hokage's desk for a long time.
"Hahahaha!" Hashirama almost burst out laughing. "This is the first time I've heard Tobirama sing—"
Tobirama was both embarrassed and speechless. "Brother, Izuna is dead. Show some respect to the dead."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Hashirama struggled to get up from behind the Hokage's desk. "I really didn't mean to make fun of Izuna. It's just that your song suits you so well. But after the lyrics were changed, they unexpectedly matched you perfectly."
Hashirama was smiling when the recommended video in the comments section sang his part. The prize quiz has already started; check the pinned comment!
With only three hours to answer ten very difficult questions, how many questions can Fox answer correctly in three minutes?
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