DreamersGN Chapter 328 The comments section is in an uproar!
Chapter 328 The comments section is in an uproar!
Chapter 328 The comments section is in an uproar!
Within Madara Uchiha's Planetary Devastation, there was only deathly silence and forbidden silence.
Black Zetsu felt a twisted, maniacal laugh rising in his heart, but before the laughter could spread, it suddenly froze in the abyss of his consciousness.
He suddenly realized that all the surging thoughts and frantic schemes he had had were nothing more than the noise in his own head. There was no opponent, no audience, not even—no sound.
All the fierce clashes were nothing more than a silent battle between himself and his inner self.
And he! Black Zetsu! The third son of the omnipotent god Kaguya Otsutsuki (self-proclaimed), the great writer who wrote the history of the ninja world (self-proclaimed), is currently being firmly sealed at the very core of Planetary Devastation by Madara Uchiha's Rinnegan!
Within this seal, he—cannot—speak!
Furthermore, he can no longer use his mayfly-like skills at all!
"Please make your choice as soon as possible."
Hearing the urging from the barrage of comments, Black Zetsu was sweating profusely with anxiety.
Of course, because he has no pores, even the so-called sweating is just a thought in his mind!
The live chat was filled with all-knowing gods anxiously urging: "[What happened to the strongest songstress competition? Where's the 'strongest'?"] 10+ people liked this. "[Trying to provoke me? Tell me who's first and second place!]" 10+ people liked this. "[Could it be Sakura Haruno?]" 10+ people liked this. "[What? You disagree? Keep it to yourself!]" 10+ people liked this. "[Why can't it be Sakura? Did Sakura kill your parents?]" 10+ people liked this. "[Yeah, there are always haters targeting Sakura! But Sakura is the most worthy! Humph! I'll make you angry!]" 10+ people liked this. "[Always bringing up people's parents, which ill-mannered person doesn't have parents?]" 10+ people liked this. "[She just guessed it wouldn't be Sakura Haruno, why act like a rabid dog?]" 】10+ people think it's great 【How interesting, who provoked first?】10+ people think it's great 【Asking if it was Haruno Sakura is considered provocation? Are you that sensitive? Go back to your mother's womb and shrink away!】10+ people think it's great In the previous topics and VCR content, usually the appearance of new content will gradually calm down the disputes. One party will get tired of arguing first, withdraw from the battlefield, and steer the topic elsewhere.
However, at this moment, the Divine Tree Barrage Wall has fallen into an exceptionally long period of inactivity. Unlike the previous month when there were no topics and the function of sending barrages was temporarily blocked, now there are no topics, but barrages that can be sent to the ninja world are still being sent. The barrages in the sky are already in an uproar.
Black Zetsu was completely sealed deep within Planet Chibaku, unable to speak or make any choices.
On the other side of the screen, the readers were bewildered. Who were the champions and runners-up in the strongest singer ranking competition? And then, as if suddenly paralyzed, the server crashed after announcing the third-place winner!
The all-knowing gods seemed to have become firecrackers that could explode at the slightest touch, with even a few sparks igniting the entire barrage of attacks.
The once uniform wall of bullet comments now appears to have been split into seven or eight large and small battle zones.
[Oh~ you're already upset? Some of you sour grapes get all worked up just from mentioning Sakura. Do you think your idol will never reach her level?] [Our Queen Sakura has both strength and achievements. What can some people do besides hide behind their screens and type sour things? So pathetic~] [Sakura can shatter half a battlefield with one punch. Some people... probably can't even break a keyboard, hehe~]
10+ people think this is great: [Sakura is the epitome of a new-era independent woman! She's cool, stylish, and can save the day—unlike some people who just rage helplessly!] 10+ people think this is great: [These brainless Sakura fans keep praising her as a new-era independent woman, but all they do is yell "Sasuke!" or "Naruto!" Where's the independence?] 10+ people think this is great: [Back when Sasuke defected, she begged him to take her with him. Sasuke > her parents > her mother]
"National stance, huh? This is utterly pathetic!" (10+ people liked this) "Naruto risked his life to bring Sasuke back, covered in wounds and apologizing profusely, and this 'independent woman' just coldly dismissed it with 'Never mind.' This fairy's fighting power is far greater than her strength!" (10+ people liked this) "It's much better than: licking boots, right? Only that bird-man has no taste to choose her! It's pathetic how we envy our Sakura Queen's popularity! Besides, did Sasuke even ask the bird-man to stop him? Come to think of it, isn't it your bird-man just eager to impress our Sakura?" (10+ people liked this) "And Sasuke didn't take Sakura with him because he likes her. Didn't you hear him thank Sakura before he left? What did he say to the bird-man? Not killing him is already a mercy!" (10+ people liked this) "Thank you equals liking, right? Such double standards!" [10+ people liked this] [Hilarious! A simple "thank you" equals "like"? Then Sasuke must have slept with Naruto, Itachi, and even Hiroki!] [10+ people liked this] (The following is a list of hundreds of insulting comments omitted)
Sakura's heart was pounding. She hadn't mentioned before that she had packed her things and was waiting for Sasuke at the entrance of Konoha to leave together!
Delete it! It'll be terrible if my master sees it.
At this moment, she probably wanted Black Zetsu to make her wish as soon as possible, more than anyone else! She couldn't stand those sarcastic haters and toxic solo stans anymore!!
The other Konoha ninjas, who were gathered nearby waiting to fight, twitched their lips awkwardly, thinking that being the female lead of the ninja world was really not easy, as it was too controversial.
On the other side, the Uchiha fans were vehemently denouncing the conspiracy, and the argument was also in full swing.
【Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Obito, and Uchiha Madara didn't make the top three? I can only say that this generation of netizens has truly terrible taste!】 10+ people liked this. 【Are Obito fans still daring to show their faces? Even a filial son like Obito, who "killed his master to repay a debt of gratitude," can make the top ten. Is this list based on treacherous behavior towards one's master?】 10+ people liked this. 【Uchiha Madara is strong, but he's not number one in everything. Is it surprising that he didn't make the top three?】 10+ people liked this. 【Coming out to whitewash the situation? Are you perhaps a White Zetsu in disguise?】 10+ people liked this. 【What's all the fuss about? I've already said it's because this app has become so popular! Even my sister, who doesn't watch Naruto, is starting to pester me to borrow her Uku account. And many elderly people are blindly liking and voting. No wonder the results are so chaotic!】
10+ people liked this: [Is there even a need for debate about first place? It's definitely Death's Second! I don't think Sakura will be second; she only drew one or two songs, and they were even duets.] 10+ people liked this: [You know what, my grandpa said the Second Hokage's performance of "Wujiapo" was correct! But the second half was "If that white-haired, spirited young man were a girl," which almost made me laugh myself to death.] 10+ people liked this: Senju Tobirama, the spirited young man, pulled out a Hyuga bloodline limit.
[Did the Senju brothers take first and second place?] 10+ people think this is great. [Hassandra Senju prayed before Buddha for thousands of years, only to get second place?] 10+ people think this is great. Hashirama isn't embarrassed, but Madara is.
[Kakashi's singing is great too, and there are tons of comments and likes.] 10+ people think it's great. [I have a bold guess: Death's Second Brother and Pain's Tendou share the same voice. Could that be why they've monopolized the first and second spots?] 10+ people think it's great. [This guess is bold, but it's not impossible.] 10+ people think it's great. [Pain Tendou: My older brother and I are just killing everything in sight. My older brother is in charge of killing everything, and I'm in charge of killing everything.]
10+ people liked this. Chunin Exams timeline —
Pain, the Deva Path: "Ridiculous."
The Second Hokage, far away in Konoha, sneezed.
Konan: "The Second Hokage was apparently Jiraiya's teacher's teacher."
According to the comments, they are several generations older than Jiraiya.
[I spit on Tobirama for indiscriminate slaughter, and Pain for killing. Pain's Deva Path is far stronger than Tobirama Senju.]
10+ people liked this: "Is the destructive power and scale of the 'Mutual Explosive Tags' less than 'Super Shinra Tensei'?" 10+ people liked this: "Tobirama Senju: How should I know?! I've never used Mutual Explosive Tags to blow up Konoha." 10+ people liked this: "Madara Uchiha: Before my Heavenly Meteor, they're all nobodies!" 10+ people liked this: Second Hokage's death failure timeline: "How could I possibly use Mutual Explosive Tags to blow up Konoha! That's a technique prepared for the enemy!"
The subordinates standing in the Hokage's office glanced at Uchiha Kagami inadvertently. Because of the comments, even though they knew that the Second Hokage was fair and just at heart, they still couldn't help but tease the Uchiha.
Mirror: Why are you looking at me? I'm a good person who's different from the rest of the Uchiha clan!
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Madara Uchiha: "My ninjutsu doesn't have that many weaklings!!"
"Strictly speaking, shouldn't 'Heavenly Star' be considered a pupil technique?" Tobirama corrected.
Madara: "What does it matter! Neither my eye techniques nor my ninjutsu want to take your forbidden techniques as little brothers or sisters! Forget about it!"
Tobirama Senju: "————"
Pfft! So funny! So funny! But I have to hold it in—
"Hahahaha—"
"Is it that funny?" Madara looked at Tobirama incredulously, clutching his stomach and laughing so hard he was doubled over, then turned to ask Hashirama.
Hashirama said something that made Madara even more embarrassed: "You've practically ruined Tobirama's sense of humor, and you still ask if it's funny or not."
Izuna: "My foolish opponent—"
[Tobirama Senju's Mutually Multiplying Explosive Tags don't consume chakra, but Pain's Super Shinra Tensei is useless after he uses it.] 10+ people think this is great. [Nonsense! Why would you need Super Shinra Tensei to fight Tobirama? Even if your Flying Thunder God Technique is fast, can it outpace the Rinnegan's prediction?]
Furthermore, Pain could share his vision with all the other Pains simultaneously, so the Flying Thunder God Technique couldn't dodge the coordinated attack of six Pains. [10+ people liked this] [Nagato's true form was a wheelchair-bound war god, and Tobirama's Flying Thunder God Technique directly raided their base! What's the comparison?] [10+ people liked this] [If you, the Second Hokage, were so powerful, how did you get replaced by the Gold Horn Army? Pain single-handedly took down the Nine-Tails and Konoha Village!]
10+ people found this very helpful: [If Pain hadn't used "Super Shinra Tensei" against Konoha, even Sage Mode Naruto might not have been able to defeat Pain.] 10+ people found this very helpful: [He definitely wouldn't have been able to defeat him.] 10+ people found this very helpful: [Second Hokage: Developed Shadow Clone Technique. Pain: Six people against one. Who is the ancestor of gang fights?]
10+ people think this is awesome! [Hilarious! Nagato: My pain is greater than yours. Tobirama: My Forbidden Technique Index is greater than yours.]
10+ people think this is great [doge emoji for protection.jpg, whether you can win or not, it all comes down to skill, right?] 10+ people think this is great [If this were a mobile game, Tobirama Senju: It doesn't matter who comes, the advantage is mine.] 10+ people think this is great [But if this were an anime, Tobirama Senju would definitely lose to Pain! No doubt about it!] 10+ people think this is great [As long as Hashirama isn't dead, Tobirama's Great Summoning Jutsu can summon his brother, would Pain still have a chance? Hashirama:]
Who dares to touch my brother? 】10+ people think this is great. Tobirama Senju was so embarrassed by these comments that he wished he could use a few water jutsu to cool himself down.
This time, Hashirama almost split his legs laughing! He put his arm around his younger brother's shoulder and swore, "I will definitely protect you well, Tobirama."
Tobirama clicked his tongue. "We're not children anymore, big brother!"
Hashirama pouted: "Well, you're my younger brother too."
"well----"
Tobirama didn't want to bring this up with his brother, otherwise, given his thin skin, he would only look even worse later.
More than ten minutes passed, and Black Zetsu still hadn't made a wish.
The ninja world, initially on high alert, gradually descended into a state of suspicion and uncertainty.
"Black Zetsu probably can't speak inside Planet Chibaku Tensei, right?"
"Um--
"Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha exchanged words."
Izuna: "So that's why we can't choose our wishes?"
But what will happen after that? We can't just stay stuck here forever, ending the dialogue between the all-knowing god and the ninja world in this way, can we?
The bullet screen wall will not allow this to happen —
Just as they were thinking this, the little divine tree spoke up in the barrage of comments:
"The countdown is about to begin. In ten seconds, your wish will be randomly selected."
【"10-9-8-7--"】
"A lottery?!"
"Wouldn't it be great if I drew the option to travel to another world?!"
"Yeah! Please, please don't draw Kaguya's arrival!"
"I don't want any super-powerful or invincible Golden Fertilizer either!"
The ninjas, no longer paying attention to the flame war in the comments, were all praying for the random selection that would happen later.
At the same time, Black Zetsu, who was sealed by the Chibaku Tensei, struggled desperately. He tried every possible way to escape from Chibaku Tensei, even if it was just to be able to speak!
However, the Divine Tree Barrage could not hear his voice or see his struggles, and the countdown to entering the capital was still cruel for him.
"3-2-1-0!"
"Countdown is over. Random selection from ten will begin immediately."
On the milky white bullet screen wall, a giant chibi-style divine tree rests its chin on its branches, appearing deep in thought.
A cartoon-style speech bubble appeared above its head, and the previous ten wishes spun rapidly like a windmill, dazzling the eye.
At this moment in the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War, the air seemed to freeze.
After a rapid slideshow lasting only three or four seconds, the scrolling speed of the options gradually slowed down.
The fate of the ninja world rests on these repeated changes.
[Item Obtained: Super Golden Fertilizer]
Jump to ————
[Obtained: Otsutsuki body]
Jump to ————
[Transmigrated into the world of Fullmetal Alchemist]
Each jump, with its thud and thud, sent the hearts of every ninja in the ninja world soaring as if on a drop tower.
After transmigrating into "Lotus Lantern," then "Attack on Titan," and then "Jujutsu Kaisen"—
Even as the ninjas clasped their hands together and prayed repeatedly, "Stop!"
"Stop right here!"
"Let Black Zetsu go to hell in that Jujutsu Kaisen anime!"
The barrage of comments didn't redirect them back to the first of the ten options, contrary to their expectations.
[To become Kaguya's favorite child.]
"This one's fine too! Stop jumping!"
A second later, Xu Yuan stopped jumping, and the ninjas breathed a sigh of relief.
"Very good!"
"This one will do too!"
Black Zetsu: Noooooo!!
Black Zetsu: Although this is one of my wishes! But the prerequisite is that my mother's seal is broken, isn't it?!
Snap—
[Gained chakra stronger than that of Hagoromo and Hamura.]
To everyone's surprise, it jumped again after two seconds!
"!!!"
To make Black Zetsu stronger than the Sage of Six Paths?!
Tobirama Senju was the first to get angry!
He angrily rebuked the "Divine Tree" bullet screen: "What the hell are you doing?! Are you deliberately trying to mess with my mentality?!"
Little Divine Tree: "!!!"
The roots of the startled little divine tree were seen blocking his face; he looked frightened and terrified.
And the dialogue box above its head, which was originally frozen on the message "Hagoromo and Hamura Otsutsuki possessed chakra stronger than both," was startled and jumped back again—
[Command Kaguya Otsutsuki to immediately descend upon the ninja world.]
"Sha—"
The entire ninja world gasped in shock.
Tobirama Senju: —
Izuna, enraged, grabbed Tobirama by the collar and yelled, "Do you even know what you've done?!"
The usually reliable Tobirama Senju never expected to make such a huge blunder, and his brilliant mind went blank.
Naruto shouted, "Second Hokage! Why don't you scare it a little more? Make it jump to the next wish?!"
"————" Sasuke: "Idiot! Do you think that thing is some kind of monster that drops good stuff if you scare it?!"
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"What if it is?" Naruto shouted in the direction of the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha, "Second Hokage! Do you want to use my harem technique to scare it a few more times?!"
The comments section was filled with posts from Xiaohongshu and Big Eyes. I can't be angry all by myself; I want everyone to experience it too.