DreamersGN Chapter 351 So what if he's younger than me?!
Chapter 351 So what if he's younger than me?!
Chapter 351 So what if he's younger than me?!
What daffodils?! What self-comfort?! What mirror image?! What do you mean I'm cheating on myself?!
"How could I possibly have thought of that?!" Fourth Shinobi Obito, like a large black cat whose tail had been stepped on, was terrified, his fur standing on end! He pointed at his other self's nose and yelled, "You filthy bastard with a head full of nonsense, get away from me! Don't throw your filth at me, I'm a pure love advocate!"
Obito from Icha Icha Paradise leaned back in shock, looking him up and down with the eyes of someone staring at a rare animal, his tone filled with disbelief: "Seriously? Never eaten pork, never even seen a pig run? What a waste! If you have that kind of awareness, why didn't you become the head priest of the Fire Temple? You're practically a born Buddha!"
"Shut up! Shut up! Do you think everyone is like you?!" Obito of the Fourth Shinobi World War said "shut up" twice, too lazy to argue with the Obito of the other world. He had finally found the coordinates of the Fourth Shinobi World War, so he didn't say anything more and immediately threw everyone out of the Kamui dimension.
Several figures appeared as a vortex swirled in the void—
Looking around, all that could be seen was a desolate wilderness. The land was eerily empty, devoid of vegetation or the chirping of insects, as if the last vestige of life in the world had been completely wiped out, leaving only a vast sky and silent earth.
Sakura still held a sliver of hope, and asked Obito from the Fourth Shinobi World War, "Are you sure you're in the right place?"
Sasuke's Rinnegan coldly swept across the surroundings, and after a moment he made a judgment: "This is indeed the site of the Fourth Shinobi World War—"
"Where are those people?" Naruto's azure eyes were filled with confusion. "Could it be that the bullet hell game has finally ended and everyone has gone home?!"
"It shouldn't be," Lin said softly, her gaze lingering worriedly into the distance. "Kakashi from other timelines hasn't made his wish yet. According to the rules, the game won't end so quickly."
In several timelines, Kakashi and the entire world were trapped in the Infinite Tsukuyomi. Based on Black Zetsu's previous wishes, in such cases, it would take at least a while before the wish was judged as random. In addition, there was the time required to complete the wish. When Black Zetsu only had one wish, it took him nearly five hours.
Obito from Icha Icha Paradise narrowed his eyes in displeasure. "Are you kidding me?"
Obito ignored him and kept saying, "How strange! It's impossible that everyone was transferred to another timeline, right?"
"—" After a moment of silence, Sasuke Uchiha asked him, "We're most likely still in another timeline and haven't gone back yet—"
This is the direction that everyone least wants to speculate on, because the Divine Tree Barrage is not connected to this timeline, and their voices can no longer reach it. The worst possibility is that they can never go back.
"No! I don't want to!!"
Naruto panicked this time too! He covered his head and ran around frantically!
"My parents just came back to life! I've finally got the chance to live with them again!!"
Sasuke was no different. Unlike Naruto, he wasn't outwardly expressive. Beneath his cold expression, however, lay emotions that could erupt like a volcano.
Obito's forehead veins were bulging as he watched his wife being abandoned in another world's intimate paradise! A two-million-ton TNT equivalent substance could explode at any moment!
On the other hand, in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, since they are the main world, the will of the Divine Tree's barrage wall is right in front of them, so they are not in a hurry for Naruto and Sasuke to return yet, and Kakashi is not in a hurry for the Fourth Shinobi World War.
The others were the same; what they were even more curious about was the female protagonist of the Icha Icha Paradise timeline who had returned with Kakashi. She had long silver hair, a slender and tall figure, and although her face was covered by a mask, her lazy and aloof temperament made people even more eager to see what her true appearance must be like.
Matt Kay recognized her as her soulmate in just three seconds, deciding she was the object of his lifelong pursuit.
The female version of Kakashi didn't seem to care much about his crazy advances. Instead, she was looking at the mirror images from other timelines, where the young Obito not only stated that he liked cute types, but also cold and aloof bitches.
She was determined to hold Obito of Icha Icha Paradise accountable for this, and she planned to go back and ask him what a cold and aloof bitch he was!
A ninja from Kumogakure approached the two Kakashis, carrying a copy of Icha Icha Paradise. "I'm also a die-hard fan of Icha Icha Paradise, and I hope I'll have the chance to shake your hand sometime!!"
The man held the book in his left hand, bowed sincerely at a ninety-degree angle, and raised his right hand above his head, extending it in front of the female version of Kakashi.
The female Kakashi leaned back awkwardly, while the Cloud Village ninja in front of her seemed unwilling to straighten up without a handshake. Left with no choice, the female Kakashi shook hands with him, which reminded her that this world was the world of *Shippuden*, a work she considered a masterpiece!
Make the decision now!
We'll do a pilgrimage to the holy sites first, then head back!
"?!" Kakashi's eyes widened in shock. "But Obito—I mean, is your Obito alright?"
"Don't worry about him," the female version of Intimate Paradise waved her hand, "Even without me, he has other women."
A murmur of dismay rippled through the crowd!
It seems they heard something they shouldn't have!
That's what it means, isn't it?
In that world called Icha Icha Paradise timeline, what kind of relationship did Obito Uchiha have with Kakashi, who was a woman?! And Obito Uchiha didn't just have one woman?!
They suddenly remembered a phrase from the live chat—"life winner"!
Ninjas from various villages: Holy crap! I'm so damn envious!!!
"Damn it! I'm so envious!!" In the limited Tsukuyomi timeline, Chara Obito and the Uchiha of the Chara clan clung to the mirror like geckos, their eyes glued to the cool, languid, and alluring female version of Kakashi! They all wished they could rip out Obito from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline and take his place!
The moment they emerged from the giant mirror wall, the sight before them caused the orthodox ninjas of the Fourth Shinobi World War to go black—
The figures of Chara Obito, Chara Itachi, Chara Shisui, Chara Sasuke, and Chara Madara, whose sizes are comparable to the complete Susanoo, fawn over a female Kakashi on the other side of the mirror wall, just like a male peacock spreading its tail feathers! The magnification effect of hundreds of times makes every flirtatious look and every exaggerated movement extremely impactful.
Their unsightly appearance was magnified hundreds of times by the mirror wall, making it unbearable to look at!
Madara Uchiha was furious! He yelled at the Madara Uchiha from that other world through the mirror wall: "Don't go crazy with my face on your head!! It's disgusting!!"
He spoke for all the Uchiha clan ninjas in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: "You have no shame! We still have some!!" Seriously, what kind of monster created such a disgusting world?!
now----
The Divine Tree's barrage wall had already started giving Kakashi from other timelines the chance to make a wish. Unlike Obito Uchiha, Kakashi in the Fourth Shinobi World War didn't know immediately when he entered the Kamui dimension, so he forgot to try to find Obito, Naruto, Sasuke, and others who "couldn't find their way home" in the Kamui dimension.
Hinata reminded him, hoping that Kakashi could go into the Kamui dimension to see if he could leave a note there to communicate with Naruto and the others who were trapped there.
When Kakashi from the Fourth Shinobi World War and the female version of Kakashi from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline entered, Obito from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline started crying while hugging the female version of Kakashi's clothes (underwear).
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Amidst a moment of silence, Kakashi, in the fourth battle, caught a glimpse of his female counterpart forming hand seals.
Chou-Mao-Shen-
This stamp is !!
It was him, and the seal she knew best!
"Raikiri!!!"
"?! Kakashi?!" Obito Uchiha, in his mind's eye, saw the female version of Kakashi charging towards him, imagining a scene of reunion after a short separation. But reality was...
"Murder!! Murder of her husband!!!"
The players who fought Kakashi, Obito, Rin, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura four times all facepalmed.
After a period of chaos, Obito from Icha Icha Paradise hugged the female version of Kakashi from their world and cried, "I thought I had lost you, waaaaah!"
"Sigh—" Kakashi (female) from Icha Icha Paradise sighed softly. Seeing Obito on her side like this, it seemed that the pilgrimage to the holy land of Shippuden was hopeless.
Her gaze shifted gracefully to Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha, a slightly amused smile curving her lips beneath her mask: "I haven't had a chance to formally greet you before. You two are the male protagonists of Shippuden, right? In every way, you are completely different from Sasuke and Naruto in our world."
Upon hearing this, Naruto immediately puffed out his chest, grabbed Sasuke's shoulder, and loudly admitted, "That's right! It's us! Kakashi-neechan, what are we like on your side?! I'm really curious!"
Having grown accustomed to Naruto's nonchalant "Kakashi-sensei," the crisp "Kakashi-neechan" that pierced Kakashi's ears sent a shiver down his spine, sending an indescribable, tingling sensation straight to the top of his head.
He suddenly understood the phrase that was flooding the comments section: "What goes around comes around."
Earlier, when Tobirama had sternly questioned Naruto, "Who taught Naruto about seniority and academics?", he had thought the Second Hokage was being a bit too serious. Now, facing his own retribution, he could only sigh and rub his forehead. He even wanted to have a serious talk with Iruka when he got back.
"Naruto and Sasuke from our world?" The female Kakashi seemed to ponder for a moment, a barely perceptible smile flickering across the quarter of her face that was hidden by the mask and her side-swept bangs. "Judging by their ages, they'll probably get married in about two years."
"Huh?! Getting married???"
Naruto's smile froze instantly, his brain seemingly glued shut by chakra. He stared blankly, his expression somewhat comical. He heard every single word the female Kakashi spoke clearly, but put together, he couldn't understand a thing.
Not only him, but Sasuke and Sakura beside him were also completely petrified on the spot.
Sakura glanced at Naruto, whose expression was blank, then at Sasuke, whose brows were furrowed, and finally asked, "Who? Who's marrying whom?"
"Of course it's Naruto and Sasuke," Obito from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline replied. "But our Naruto is a girl. Actually, I've always felt that the story would be more logical if Sasuke were a girl. After all, you're a boy in our timeline, but you and Ino seem to be..."
Sakura could no longer hear Obito's mutterings behind her in Icha Icha Paradise. Her usually sharp mind had been blown away by this news, leaving only a chaotic buzzing.
A man? A man?! A man?!
Sakura isn't good at imagining things; her fantasies about herself being a man lean heavily towards being a "muscle Barbie" or a "female gorilla."
The comments on the screen, such as "Sakura-ge" (a nickname implying her to be a type of female character), often mocked her.
Naruto hadn't recovered from the shock of being a girl in another world, and now he heard that Sakura was a boy there. His bright blue eyes almost turned into mosquito coils.
"Then I, I, I—" Naruto stammered for a long time before finally saying, "Then I should still like Sakura, right?"
If I were a girl and Sakura were a boy.
Before Sakura could speak, she sensed the sudden surge of anger and resentment emanating from Sasuke and wisely chose to remain silent.
When Obito from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline heard Naruto from the Fourth Shinobi World War say this, he laughed so hard he almost fell over: "Hahahaha, if our Naruto (female) said something like that and Sasuke heard it—" Just thinking about it is hilarious.
Naruto swallowed hard. "What will happen?"
The female version of Kakashi looked helpless, rubbing her forehead and shaking her head. "This sulking will probably last for a year, right?"
A year?! This is like being raised in a sea of vinegar, a reincarnation of the Vinegar Dragon King?!
No, Sasuke is the reincarnation of Madara Uchiha.
"Alright, enough said." The female Kakashi, with unexpected speed, suddenly knelt down and kissed Naruto and Sasuke on the cheek through their masks. "It's so lucky to meet you two. After all, Shippuden is so important to me..."
Her next words were abruptly cut off.
The reason is Obito from the nearby Icha Icha Paradise.
He exploded!
It was like a Fire Release: Storm Dance, the chakra turned red with rage, as if it were emitting the sour smell of an overturned vinegar jar.
The true reincarnation of the Vinegar Dragon King is here!!
His jealous outburst startled even Obito, who looked exactly like him in the Fourth Shinobi World War.
In "Make-Out Paradise," Obito dragged the female Kakashi from his timeline into his territory, like a fierce beast protecting its prey, and angrily shouted, "Fine, say goodbye! Why did you kiss them?!"
The female version of Kakashi from the "Make-Out Paradise" timeline said in a nonchalant tone, "What's wrong with kissing through a mask? Besides, you should know what this book means to me." She waved the orange-covered novel titled "Shippuden" in her hand. "It's not like I'm wrong to express my liking for the two main characters since I finally have a chance to meet them, right?"
Naruto and Sasuke were stunned when a woman who looked exactly like Kakashi kissed them. They were completely oblivious to the fact that she had been arguing with Obito Uchiha from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline.
Sakura appeared frightened, but her inner "Sakura" had already transformed into a Gyarados and unleashed her Earthquake skill!
Sakura: Damn it!! I can forgive Naruto for stealing my first kiss! But why was the first person to kiss him on the cheek a female version of Kakashi-sensei?! She looks pretty and feminine, but imagining her as Kakashi-sensei is still terrifying!!
That's right, if you put yourself in their shoes as the male version of Kakashi, it's simply unbearable to look at!
Obito was also quite shocked during the Fourth Shinobi World War! Kakashi (female) actually kissed Naruto and Sasuke?! Kakashi, being a man, wouldn't have any interest or hobby in that area, right? If he did, Kushina would probably have killed him!! And Mikoto and Itachi are also terrifying when they get angry!
Unaware of Obito's worries during the Fourth Shinobi World War, Obito from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline angrily argued with their female version of Kakashi, saying, "You like Naruto and Sasuke? What's so great about them?! They're just younger than me!!!"
Fourth Shinobi Obito: "————"
This statement—
Why does that sound familiar?
Please read the author's words!
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