DreamersGN Chapter 378 Brother, there should be a limit to stupidity!
Chapter 378 Brother, there should be a limit to stupidity!
Chapter 378 Brother, there should be a limit to stupidity!
—Uchiha Hikaru!
A legendary character who has appeared several times in the bullet comments!
According to the comments, even Madara Uchiha would probably have to call her "Grandma" if he saw her!
Such a formidable character was actually freed from his seal by a twist of fate because of Tobirama Senju's wish!!
At this moment, neither Tobirama Senju, Madara Uchiha, nor even Black Zetsu Otsutsuki knew about this.
Of course, it will be some time before Uchiha Hikaru comes knocking on our door.
The problem at hand is this timeline; Tobirama Senju still has one last wish he hasn't expressed.
"Is there anything else you wish for, Tobirama?"
Tobirama lowered his head in thought. He had originally planned to revive Senju Watama and Senju Itama with his second and third wishes, but now that his two wishes had become one, he really didn't have any ideas about the extra wish opportunity.
"Is there anything you wish for, brother?" Tobirama Senju asked.
Upon hearing his younger brother's question, Hashirama's expression suddenly became extremely serious, and his solemn demeanor startled Tobirama.
"If I were to speak of a wish—" Hashirama said in a deep voice, his gaze fixed intently on his younger brother, "I do have one dream that only you, Tobirama, can help me realize."
Under his brother's earnest gaze, Tobirama straightened his back and asked solemnly, "What is your wish, brother?"
"Tobirama, would you grant your brother's wish?!" Hashirama's face instantly lit up with a bright smile. He placed his hands on his younger brother's shoulders and said in a voice loud enough for everyone around to hear, "My wish is—that Tobirama, like my other Uchiha brothers, will obediently and affectionately call me 'Nii-san'!"
"Well----"
The air froze instantly.
Just a moment ago, Tobirama Senju was on high alert, but now his expression froze completely. Those behind him, ears perked up...
The ninjas, who thought they were about to hear some earth-shattering, grand ambition, almost tripped and fell flat on their faces.
In the ensuing silence, only Hashirama Senju's expectant gaze remained, silently urging his beloved younger brother on.
"What kind of joke are you making at a time like this?!" Enraged, Tobirama Senju shouted even louder, "Big brother, you're not a child anymore!!!! If you like the Uchiha brothers so much, why don't you go find Madara Uchiha and ask him to join them?!"
Without waiting for Hashirama Senju's reaction, Tobirama turned away and, to cover his embarrassment, blurted out in a moment of impulsiveness, "Hmph! I really want a more serious and reliable older brother!"
【"knew."】
["Immediately start thinking about a reliable character design for Hashirama Senju—"]
"wait-"
Tobirama's face turned pale with fright! That wasn't his wish!!!
"A serious, epic figure, imbued with rationalism, whose legend is sculpted with astonishing power and profound melancholy. A complex leader who simultaneously possesses divinity, humanity, and regal qualities."
Hashirama listened, stunned, blinked, and asked, "Are you talking about me???"
Such praise would probably make even a carefree person like him blush with embarrassment, causing his hair to stand on end and his toes to involuntarily clench.
"Remove the excessive idealism of Hashirama Senju and pursue more realistic methods —"
In the timeline of the First Five Kage Summit, Tobirama Senju's first wish was that his elder brother wouldn't be so naive.
Thus, the wishes of the two worlds coincided, and in the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War, the voices of the two mirror walls overlapped—
"For example, in the incident of distributing the tailed beasts, the naive Hashirama Senju displayed an extremely humble attitude, even kowtowing twice to representatives of other ninja villages in order to pray for temporary peace. He believed in everyone's goodwill and even offered to give them away for free."
"After the settings were modified, the realistic Hashirama's approach was—"
["Full-on aura, overwhelming force! Dominance from the start, continued dominance, complete dominance!"]
"The so-called distribution of tailed beasts is just an unrealistic fantasy of other ninja villages."
"Ultimately, monopolistic military power is the most reliable guarantee of peace." This will create the strongest Konoha Empire, forever casting a shadow over other ninja nations.
The timeline of the First Five Kage Summit: The First Kazekage, forced to visit Konoha, was as quiet as a chicken, obediently sitting on a small wooden stool with his knees together, trembling as he listened to the solutions presented on the commentary wall.
"Through methods such as levying taxes and tributes, the foundation and resources of other ninja villages were gradually drained year after year, allowing them only the most basic living conditions. Furthermore, outstanding bloodline limit inheritors were forcibly conscripted and sent to Konoha. This fundamentally prevented the Second and Third Hokage from being bullied and provoked by other ninja villages after Hashirama Senju's death."
The First Kazekage's scalp tingled from hearing that!
To put it bluntly, are all the other ninja villages vassal states of Konoha?!
Upon hearing this version of Hashirama's character design in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, the person simply remarked, "I always feel like this is some kind of 'recruitment'..."
Offering tribute, Konoha's strongest thought, seems to be an old friend—"
"An old friend? Which old friend?" asked the little girl from Sunagakure, who was unaware of the darkness of the ninja world.
A ninja from the nearby Iwagakure village told her, "Who else could it be? Shimura Danzo, of course!"
"But Shimura Danzo is a villain. Even the gods who know everything hate him, don't they?"
"Idiot, that's because Shimura Danzo didn't have the power of the First Hokage. He had no choice but to use any means necessary to achieve his goals."
"To be honest—" a Kirigakure ninja beside him said with a stern face, "From Konoha's perspective, I also think that the First Hokage's overly humble attitude is completely inconsistent with his own strength."
They looked up at the diverse and varied comments on the screen—
[Hashirama, and even Naruto now, are too idealistic. The First, Second, and Third Shinobi World Wars were all Hashirama's doing. When they had overwhelming power, why didn't they unify the ninja world and try to maintain balance? Once Hashirama and Madara died, it immediately reverted to the chaotic war of the past. The peace we see after the Fourth Shinobi World War is built on Naruto and Sasuke's absolute dominance. If Naruto and Sasuke were dead, which other ninja village wouldn't want to benefit?] 10 people agree. [Wasn't the First Shinobi World War already in existence before the First Five Kage Summit?] 10 people agree. [Hashirama was too naive. It's the same reason Naruto wanted to create a peaceful world. Just look at how they've been fighting every day since Hashirama died. Madara could easily defeat the Five Kage; Hashirama was even stronger than Madara. Defeating four Kage plus their guards wouldn't be a problem, let alone a piece of cake. Besides, Madara isn't dead yet. Even without Konoha's support, the two of them could unify the ninja world.] It's still a matter of personality. If Madara had gone up, those four Kage would have only been able to give Konoha all sorts of benefits and call them "daddy," unlike Hashirama who was so arrogant. 】10 people think this is great. 【The world's affairs, after a long period of unity, tend to divide; after a long period of division, tend to divide again! Only unification is the true path! In a unique hereditary system like the Naruto world, without unification, there will be no true peace!】10 people think this is great. 【How is it considered hereditary? First Hokage, Second Hokage, Jiraiya, Fourth Hokage, Sixth Hokage, each generation had an Uchiha, the opportunity was clearly given.】10 people think this is great. 【Isn't that how unification was achieved in ancient times? Strong power, rule for a hundred or two hundred years, and it becomes a nation. So Hashirama Senju was just being presumptuous.】10 people think this is great. 【There's a major drawback to balancing the ninja world, because people's hearts are unpredictable. People's hearts, more or less, have a selfish side, and their wars over interests will never stop.】 10 people think it's great. Looking at the discussion in the barrage, many people actually believe that if the First Hokage had a personality that matched his power, the Second and Third Shinobi World Wars probably wouldn't have happened.
Or even if it were to happen, it would be impossible for two more large-scale Shinobi World Wars to occur within fifty years of the First Shinobi World War.
Upon hearing the characterization of the "hardline Hashirama" after the Uchiha defeat timeline, Hashirama Senju felt like an ant being roasted on a hot pan, his whole body twisting and turning as if he was about to explode.
After hearing this, Tobirama Senju didn't really want an older brother like that anymore.
Under pressure from public opinion, Tobirama Senju tried to back down from his wish: "Forget it, I still want my current brother. Even though he's an idiot, I've gotten used to him after all these years—"
"Tobirama~" Hashirama was so moved that his eyes welled up with tears.
Tobirama Senju: "But you must promise me, brother, that at the future Five Kage Summit, you absolutely cannot kowtow to anyone! You cannot give away tailed beasts for free! Not even for the distribution of tailed beasts!!"
"Mmm-hmm!" Hashirama nodded vigorously, behaving as obediently as if he were the younger brother among the two.
But here's the question: what was Tobirama Senju's last wish?
Previously, a ninja suggested that they could simply use their wish to defeat Black Zetsu Otsutsuki.
After much hesitation, Tobirama believed that the future confrontation with Black Zetsu and even Kaguya Otsutsuki might become a crucial opportunity to unite the entire ninja world, much like in the Fourth Shinobi World War. This wasn't just a potential way to facilitate reconciliation between his brother and Madara; more importantly, it served as a transition for future attacks against other Otsutsuki clan members.
The bullet screen has been around for over a month now, and during this time there has been a great deal of research on bullet screens across various timelines.
Although each timeline has been modified to varying degrees, like a wound, the body's consciousness remembers what the wound once looked like, and it slowly heals over time. Just as a large bed may leave a scar, it's impossible for a finger to grow back from a wound on the thigh.
Therefore————
The Otsutsuki clan will remain an enemy of the ninja world. Without a proper transition, the ninja world may find it difficult to deal with those aliens who treat the ninja world as a nursery in the future.
Tobirama Senju looked up at the comments section, which showed some posts about how Hashirama captured and distributed the tailed beasts equally, giving other weaker ninja villages the ability to compete with Konoha. They also coveted Konoha's Nine-Tails, leading to repeated wars and the tragedy of Jinchuriki being repeated time and time again.
Looking back, while Hashirama's strategy of distributing the Tailed Beasts was ideal, it certainly sowed the seeds for later conflicts. [10 people found this helpful.] [His intention in distributing the Tailed Beasts was to maintain balance, but it ended up becoming the core conflict in several later Shinobi World Wars.]
100,000 people liked this: [A weak nation, possessing tailed beasts, actually gained the confidence to challenge Konoha. This is probably not what the First Hokage wanted to see.] 100,000 people liked this: [The reward interface has a timeline of the First Hokage's Five Kage Summit. If Hashirama and Tobirama from this period could see this, they wouldn't be distributing tailed beasts! The ninja world is only a few years old! I, someone with five thousand years of historical experience, am telling you! Unification is worse than checks and balances!!!] 100,000 people liked this: [Tobirama, advise your brother!] 100,000 people liked this: [Hashirama, you don't want the mess you left behind to kill your brother, do you?] 100,000 people liked this: [Instead of wasting time capturing tailed beasts, you should go find Kinkaku and Ginkaku and quickly take those two down.]
People think it's great. [Seeing what happened to the Jinchuriki later, and then looking back at the First Hokage's distribution of the Tailed Beasts, my feelings are really complicated.] 10
100,000 people found this very helpful: [The Hidden Cloud Village once attacked Konoha with the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, attempting to steal the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.] 100,000 people found this very helpful: [Other villages were using the Tailed Beasts given to them by the First Hokage while attacking Konoha; it's ironic. The First Hokage's good deed made the Nine-Tails a target, making Konoha even more unsafe.] 100,000 people found this very helpful: [This decision seemed great at the time, but it's problematic now. Hashirama treated the Tailed Beasts as a gift of peace, but they ultimately became a sword hanging over Konoha's head.] 100,000 people found this very helpful: In the timeline before the Uchiha Clan massacre, Hashirama, comforted by his newly resurrected brothers, slumped on the ground in despair.
Others, though unsure how to offer comfort, offered suggestions: "Unifying the ninja world might not suit Hashirama's personality, but at least don't distribute the tailed beasts, okay? If he really has energy he can't vent—I think the suggestion in the comments is to go find Kinkaku and Ginkaku and take them out beforehand."
"Yes, or perhaps it's contributing to the inheritance of Wood Release cells? It'll just be tough on the future Hokage's wife—"
The crowd chimed in, as the ninja youths, resurrected because of their previous wish, came to express their gratitude, surrounded by their loved ones.
In another place, the Uchiha guessed that it was because of the wish of the "strongest songstress in the ninja world" that their lost children and brothers were given a new life. However, since the Senju and Uchiha were still unable to unite to build a village, this gratitude could only be buried in their hearts.
Meanwhile, looking at these comments, Tobirama Senju finally decided to make one last wish: "Let the tailed beasts not be used against their will."
Upon hearing Tobirama's wish, Hashirama immediately praised, "I see! That is indeed a good wish, Tobirama!!"
A slight smile appeared on Tobirama Senju's cold face. "In that case—, Big Brother won't need to capture them anymore. Madara won't be able to forcibly make Kurama his summoning beast, and Mito and her clan won't need to become Jinchūriki—"
He looked up at the sky, at the comments section where people were discussing the tragedy of Jinchuriki.
"If the Tailed Beasts were to willingly serve humanity—"
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It probably won't be a tragedy again.
Just like the future they envisioned, where Naruto Uzumaki and Kurama reconcile and become friends.
【"Understood."】
[Tobirama Senju's wish: "Confirming the timeline of the Uchiha's defeat"]
"A village led by the Senju and a village led by the Uchiha can never be enemies."
"To give new life to children in the ninja world who cannot grow up successfully."
"The Tailed Beasts must not be used against their will."
The nine tailed beasts scattered throughout the ninja world suddenly looked up, as did the Gedo Mazo, which was still on the moon. They suddenly felt a subtle yet irresistible force!
A restriction that prevents them from being used or manipulated by anyone against their will is written into their settings like code.
No one knows what the Gedo Mazo is thinking, but the upturned corners of the nine tailed beasts' mouths and their enormous tails that can cause the earth to tremble with the slightest movement reveal their joyful mood!
"Hmph, I owe humans a favor—"
Within the Land of Fire, a giant crimson fox lay on the ground, its fierce beastly eyes wide open, though its trembling tail suggested that it was merely a fierce-looking creature.
While the bullet screen was praising Tobirama Senju's wish and compiling a summary, they were unaware that Black Zetsu and Hikaru Uchiha were carrying out a revenge plan against the ninja world.
While they were rapidly making wishes in their timeline, Tobirama Senju was transformed into the original timeline of the Valley of the End, a place for women—
"My wish is to resurrect my brother, Hashirama Senju."
【"knew."】
Hashirama Senju, who committed suicide after being criticized by viewers and feeling guilty for failing his best friend, had only been dead for a little over a month. He never expected to be resurrected so quickly.
He gazed at the stunningly beautiful woman with snow-white hair before him, and time seemed to freeze in that moment. Those eyes, always brimming with sunshine and laughter, suddenly welled with tears—
Under the shocked gazes of Madara Uchiha, Izuna Uchiha, and even Tobirama Senju, the First Hokage, who once dominated the ninja world, suddenly took a step forward and buried his face deep between Tobirama's and his own chest.
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Chest clip —
The word suddenly popped into the minds of the three of them.
What pulled the three out of their utter shock was an even greater shock—
"Mother----!!"
Tobirama froze, feeling her brother's broad shoulders trembling violently.
"Waaaaah—I miss you so much, and the tiled rooms, the plank rooms—"
Tiled space and plank space?
Madara's eyes were filled with confusion. Where were Hashirama's two younger brothers who died young?
The "mother," held tightly in Hashirama's arms, had her forehead throbbing rapidly.
"My second wish is to become a man again!"
When he made this wish, Tobirama Senju glared fiercely at Madara Uchiha standing next to him.
Ban knew he was in the wrong, so he didn't say anything.
As for Hashirama Senju, why does he feel that the body he's tightly hugging like a koala is getting bigger and bigger, with his cheeks pressed between them and his chest getting harder and flatter?
Tobirama Senju originally thought that no matter how stupid his elder brother was, there should be a limit!
But unexpectedly—
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