Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 124



Chapter 124

Chapter 124

"Come on, let's swing together." Wang Er looked at himself with encouraging eyes. [Don't even say the password?Now it's all about swinging together? 】Looking at Wang Er's encouraging eyes, in the end, under the supervision of his own shame, Zheng Zhi followed his actions.The Fantian tree outside the Fantian city, you and I under the Fantian tree, playing games in front of the Fantian tree, there is a lot of fun.Not to mention, Zheng Zhi did the grunting hammer movement very well.

"Isn't this a special action for the Wisdom Tree?"

"23333, record it, record it. The anchor is extremely shameful."

"Laughing pee, but I think it's the same in my childhood, and I'm a little shy."

"I did as you said and then what?" Zheng Zhi looked left and right, the surroundings were still the same, there was no such thing as the sesame opening door with a dense hole in the Fantian tree, or the white light flashing from the Fantian tree DuangDuangDuang.

"It's not there, it's here. Look." Wang Er opened the mound again, the coal inside was much smaller, and a pine tree next to it that had been cut down and only had a stump began to grow at a speed visible to the naked eye. stand up. "The sky-turning tree can absorb coal and make the nearby trees grow faster." Wang Er followed Zheng Zhi to explain.

The eyes of the water friends sitting in front of the computer and watching the live broadcast almost popped out.

"Oh my god, which biology teacher taught you that a tree that has been cut down and only has a stump can grow again?"

"I've heard of tree stumps sprouting new shoots, but is it a fantasy that they will grow back again?"

"Could it be that it's just this tree stump wearing a height-enhancing insole?"

"2333333, get out of here!!!"

"Wang Er, you take off the old man's trousers, put them on and take a look. Isn't that a bit disrespectful to the old man?" An old voice came from around.

"Who, who is talking." Zheng Zhi looked around and found no suspicious creatures, and a palpitation came to his heart. What kind of creature has such a terrifying ability to approach him silently in this situation? And after making the sound, I still couldn't find his trace.

"Uncle Fantianshu, I'm sorry, I'll help you put on your pants right now." Wang Er folded his hands together and bowed to Jusong, and then quickly buried the pile of soil that had been removed.

Zheng Zhi stared wide-eyed at the giant pine in front of him, pointed his finger at the giant pine, and stammered, "Just now, could it be it that spoke just now?"

"That's right, it's Master Fantianshu." Wang Er looked at him strangely, as if it was normal for trees to talk.

[Mom, the accelerated absorption just now is nothing unusual. The big tree is exaggerating when it speaks. No wonder I can’t find any traces of talking creatures. It’s because I didn’t think about it at all. 】

Water friend: "You have lived a long life, the wood has opened its mouth, and you have become a tree spirit."

"Run, anchor, the dryad grandma is going to eat people. If you are eaten by it, your soul will be detained here, and you will be dominated by its love. From then on, a Chinese ghost story will be staged, no, a Chinese ghost story."

"Fortunately, Blue Star didn't stipulate that after the founding of the country, you can't become a tree spirit, otherwise (this book will be gone, funny body protection)."

A face is gradually transformed on the trunk of the Fantian tree. This face is relatively simple, with only one mouth and two eyes. When the transformation of the Tianfan tree is completed, it immediately shouts at Zheng Zhi who is watching it with a surprised expression: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a big tree talking?"

Rare is more strange, rare is more strange, Zheng Zhi said a few words silently, lowered his head slightly to show respect and said: "Master, I'm sorry, it's indeed the first time I see a big tree talking, so I'm too surprised."

"Well, it's still polite, so I will reluctantly accept your apology." Fan Tianshu's transfigured expression turned into a proud right humming. (Refer to WeChat emoji.)

Zheng Zhi quietly walked to Wang Er's side and muttered: "By the way, Wang Er, was the formula and movement just now a formula to activate Fan Tianshu to become a tree master, or to make Fan Tianshu accelerate the absorption of coal? I don't know this question. I feel a little uncomfortable."

Wang Er shook his head slightly: "You are quite curious, but you guessed wrong, neither of the two, but I was also curious about this question before, and I specially summoned up the courage to ask the mayor, and the adult told me that it was a tree. It's funny for the uncle to see us doing this action, which will help it appetize."

"..."

"Since you're here, why don't you hurry up and chop some wood, why are you still dawdling there?" Fan Tianshu began to urge.

"Uncle Tree, there is no hurry to cut down the tree. The junior has a doubt, whether to ask or not?" Zheng Zhi frowned and thought, as if there was a great truth in life that was hindering his progress.

Youheng's expression turned into fury, and the dynamics of the GIF, the fire on the forehead repeated cycle after burst: "You smashed such ink, and you are hesitating, can't you speak more briskly?"

Unexpectedly, Uncle Shu was still a refreshing tree. After receiving the reply, Zheng Zhi hurriedly asked questions. He pointed to the dirt on the ground and asked, "Master, you said this dirt is your pants?"

"Of course it's pants, isn't it pants or something, isn't it wet?" The tree trunk showed a hole in its expression, and let out a faint cold snort.

After getting the answer, Zheng Zhi suddenly made an unexpected movement. He stood upside down on the ground and began to ask Fan Tianshu: "Then if the dirt is your pants, I want to know where is your mouth? The mouth made out of the tree trunk is not your mouth? It's your belly button?"

"What does the anchor mean? I don't quite understand."

"Maybe? What he wanted to say was expressed in his body language? I didn't understand it either."

"The anchor means that the mouth of the big tree grows on it, but the nutrients are absorbed by the roots."

Fantianshu is indeed a big tree that is old and refined, he immediately understood Zheng Zhi's meaning: "Oh, I understand what you mean, you are talking to me upside down like this, do you want to ask us that all big trees eat upside down Yes, so that the mouth can eat the nutrition under the soil?"

"Yes, yes, that's what I mean." Zheng Zhi heaved a sigh of relief when his embarrassing words were punctured. He wanted to ask this question a long time ago, but he never found a big tree that became a spirit.

Fan Tianshu was very angry when he heard Zheng Zhi's words, and swung the branch and cursed: "You fart, we big trees never eat upside down, we just talk with our mouths and eat with our butts. Remember, your mouth talks and your butt eats!"

Water friend: "..."

"No way, buttocks eat, so where does it use to excrete?"

"Maybe? Belly button."

"2333333, can you imagine that when a person is eating, in the middle of eating, he suddenly said, "Oh, my stomach hurts, let me stretch for a while, wait until I eat, and then this picture is sprayed out of my mouth ?”

"Stop talking, the scene is too beautiful, I can't bear to look directly at it, vomit, I'm going to vomit."

(End of this chapter)


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