I became the boss of the system at the beginning

Chapter 249 What a Big Mantou

Valley.

Monk Tang, his master and his disciples, sat in the circle with three people and one horse.

Seeing Bajie swaying constantly, Tang Seng clasped his hands together.

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness, eight precepts, you can't sit still, do you have hemorrhoids? If you have hemorrhoids, you can tell the teacher. Although the teacher can't help you cure it, at least he can recite it for you every day. Buddha chanting scriptures, pray to Buddha to bless your hemorrhoids recovery soon."

Zhu Bajie flicked his sleeves and said:

"Come on, master, don't make fun of me, old pig! I'm afraid you've already waited to death."

Tang Seng sighed and looked at the sky sadly.

"You said why Wukong has been away for so long, just his emperor horse, for such a long time, it is enough to circle the world dozens of times."

Zhu Bajie was so hot that he was sweating profusely.

It feels like the whole pig has lost ten catties.

He flatteringly said to Tang Seng:

"Master, the sun is so poisonous now, it's too hot, why don't we find a cool place to hide?"

Tang Seng shook his head hastily.

"No, no, no, Wukong is not allowed to go out of the circle for the teacher, but he is really naughty, so let's just go, and draw a circle in this broad daylight. When he left, there was no sun, but now it is so sunny It’s okay to be a teacher when you’re in the sky, but I’m sorry for you two disciples and Xiaobaibai, especially Bajie, you’re so pitiful, look, you’ve lost weight from the heat.”

Zhu Bajie's expression suddenly became ugly.

If he didn't want to find someone to take the blame, he wouldn't have encouraged the master to get out of the ring.

Good guy.

Things didn't work out, and they made a fuss.

After being babbled so much that the pig's scalp tingled, Zhu Bajie finally couldn't bear it anymore, and walked out of the ring with his sleeves.

"Since you think so, master, then I'll find a place to hide."

Saying that, Zhu Bajie also greeted Drifting Monk and Bai Longma to leave the circle drawn by Monkey King.

D.

Besides, even if Brother Hou really does the math, at least he will have a partner.

Drifting is more honest.

Hesitantly glanced at Tang Seng, Tang Seng noticed it, and immediately smiled gratifiedly.

"I knew Xiao Shasha that you would feel sorry for Teacher Wei. Otherwise, don't leave and stay here with Teacher Wei? If you are really hot, Teacher Wei can tell you a little folk story. Distracted?"

"Uh"

Drifting's face suddenly changed.

According to the elder brother.

When I was with the master, a group of bandits robbed me on the road. The elder brother wanted to kill them, but I didn't realize that the master told them a little folk story, but he recited all of them abruptly. died.

"No, no, no. Master, you should tell Xiao Bailong."

Drifting was so frightened that he ran away, not daring to turn his head.

"Little Baibai, it seems that you are the most obedient. Huh? Don't get up, get down! Oh, you stay here, you are all out, but you are a good brother who doesn't listen to Wukong. When he comes back, you will sooner or later Those who regret it, listen to Wei Shi’s advice, come back quickly, don’t worry, Wei Shi will never make a small report.”

Bai Longma rolled his eyes, kicked his hind legs, and got away.

soon.

Under a small tree not far away, there were two big men with hideous faces squatting, and a handsome white horse lying on its stomach.

Tang Seng wiped the sweat from his forehead.

He looked at the scorching sun in the sky benevolently, and said earnestly:

"Day~ah, have you been on fire lately? Do you know that the most important thing about being a sunday is to be happy, and you must not be too irritable. This is not only bad for your health, but also for the common people in this world. It’s not good, it’s not good for your parents, if it doesn’t work, you should drink more water.”

Sun God: "."

Tang Seng: "I know what you're listening to, and you know it too. My great disciple was the one who caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, won the monkey paper bet with the Buddha, and almost became the Jade Emperor. His temper is hotter than yours."

"Look at me, it's so hot that my forehead is full of water, and my body is almost squeezed dry by you. If something goes wrong with the heat, look, my apprentice will definitely blame you, right? Or else Just be gentle for a while, oh, I'm doing this for your own good, you have to be obedient."

The sun god is numb.

Get angry?

The god hadn't gotten angry before.

You really got me on fire!

So, it got hotter.

Tang Seng: "."

After being silent for a while, Tang Seng took a sip of water, then continued to raise his head, squint his eyes, and stare at the sun.

Sun God: "."

Tang Seng and the sun fought tit for tat for dozens of rounds.

Soon, the kettle bottomed out.

Tang Seng waved to the apprentices not far away.

"Disciples, there is no water for the teacher, go and find some water for the teacher~~"

Zhu Bajie: "."

Drifting: "."

Little Dragon Horse: "."

Being so annoyed, Zhu Bajie walked over and said in a babbling voice, "Where can I find water in this barren mountain? I'm suffocating a little urine, master, do you want it or not?"

Tang Seng was very hurt, and said aggrievedly:

"Bajie, being a teacher is also for you, and I went to reason with the sun. Why don't you understand the painstaking efforts of being a teacher, and still treat me like this, you."

Zhu Bajie almost suffered from internal injuries and couldn't bear it anymore.

"stop!"

Tang Seng said seriously:

"Then you help Master Wei find water, clean water, preferably a little sweet, don't use urine to fool Teacher Wei again!"

"it is good"

Zhu Bajie took the kettle, turned and left.

After walking not far, he ran into a figure.

Look up.

I saw that woman was born with icy muscles and jade bones, and her shirt collar exposed her breasts.The willow eyebrows are emerald green, and the almond eyes are silver stars.Moon-like appearance is pretty, natural personality is clear.The body is like Yanzang willow, and the sound is like Yingying forest.Half put the crabapple cages in the dawn, and then opened the peonies to make the spring clear.

The woman sang a tactful folk song, and was carrying a basket, leading her graceful figure and walking slowly.

Zhu Bajie suddenly revealed his color.

Good guy.

This is too beautiful.

It is more beautiful than Cuilan in Gaolaozhuang.

"Benefactor~~~Where are you going?"

The woman glanced at Zhu Bajie, she seemed to be taken aback, her face paled and she hurriedly backed away.

"Demon, monster!"

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, and quickly explained:

"No, I'm not a monster! I'm going to the Eastern Tang Dynasty to learn Buddhist scriptures. Bah, I'm a monk who is going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, not a monster!"

"Are you really a monk?"

The woman asked in surprise, with obvious doubts on her pretty face.

Zhu Bajie hastily pointed his finger not far behind.

"You can't judge by appearance. I'm really a monk. Look, there's a handsome fellow there. He's my master. Otherwise, I'll take you there? By the way, girl, do you have water?"

"water"

The woman also saw Tang Seng with a fair and tender face not far away, with a hint of slyness and excitement in her beautiful eyes, but she quickly suppressed it.

"Water, yes, I have a lot."

After finishing speaking, as if to prove it, the woman's tender little hand pulled the cloth on the basket, and several kettles appeared, including some white flour steamed buns.

Zhu Bajie's eyes widened.

Subconsciously swallowed saliva.

“Big buns”