The restored ancient fossils can't be this cute

Chapter 103 2 Zodiac Signs



Chapter 103 2 Zodiac Signs

"I didn't lie to you, the cow could indeed be a dragon."

Lin Chu touched the buffalo's long nose, and led it forward. The buffalo was very cooperative, with gentle and long eyes, plowing through the ages, dragging the heavy memory to everyone.

Ancient bridges, quiet streams, green willows, vines, birdsong, dawn...

The black pig whimpered and rolled on the muddy ground, the big yellow dog appeared out of nowhere and crouched in the grass, the black cat quickly jumped from the eaves to the treetops, and the buffalo followed behind its owner at an unhurried pace. A thin mist hangs over the stream...

The star people were completely shocked by this fairyland, and they could not speak for a long time. This kind of quiet beauty that belongs to nature is a scene that they could not imagine in their entire lives.

After all, for them, the bad environment of the city can already be regarded as full of vitality...

It took a while before someone responded:

[Ah, ah, ah, this is too beautiful! 】

【This must be the place where fairies live】

[This feeling, I am old, I must choose this place]

[I want to live here even if I am not old! 】

【so!When will Virtual Earth be open? 】

[The little ancestor must be whetting our appetite, look, he is showing off, he is laughing wildly! 】Lin Chu raised his eyebrows, he obviously just raised the corners of his mouth slightly, where is he laughing wildly?

"I didn't whet your appetite, nor did I show off," Lin Chu was very sincere, "I just wanted to show you that this buffalo can go into the water."

On the side, the cow soaked in the water made a 'moo' sound comfortably, looking very happy.

The barrage is silent, little ancestor, do you think they will believe what you say?You've been seducing us all this time, but you haven't stopped!

Lin Chu coughed, there was no way, he couldn’t control himself, the combination of a high-tech pool and a buffalo is intoxicating when you think about it, and a virtual city with a buffalo is also weird, Lin Chu finally chose to create a rural field map After all, this kind of paradise will always be the romance of Chinese people... especially without worrying about a series of troubles such as mosquitoes, flies, cockroaches, and no network or electricity, it is perfect!

Seeing the audience one by one, they were all crying. If you want to ask them how they are feeling now, don't ask, if you ask, you will regret it, very f*cking regret.

Why didn't he control his weeding hands back then?It's all right now, the virtual earth can't get in, I can't get in!Many people watched the live broadcast and burst into tears after watching it.

"Okay, okay, don't cry." Lin Chu also had a headache.

The barrage wiped away tears and acted like a baby:

[Woooooo, I don't cry, so can you let me go in and experience it? 】【I promise to take good care of the creatures inside】

"This." Lin Chu hesitated for a moment. He actually had other arrangements, so he could only apologize to the audience. "Sorry, let's talk about it later."

In order to prevent the barrage from continuing to be entangled, Lin Chu quickly returned to the topic: "Let's continue talking about the dragon, and look at this scene. Can you detect the connection between the cow and the dragon?"

The star people who can't take a day trip to the countryside feel like they are mourning their concubines, their hearts are ashamed, and they can't cheer up: [There is no...]

[I just think this buffalo looks silly, and it’s even more silly when soaked in water] [I just think about when I can enter the virtual earth]

[If you have to say it, there is only a little connection between the corners.]

"That's right, the corner is a key point!" Lin Chu waited for a long time, and finally waited for the key point that someone said.

However, this barrage just said casually, and Lin Chu was so excited that he confused him: [... No, you told me this is a dragon horn? 】

"Do you know the 28 constellations? Do you know the Canglong? Head horns, animal body, four legs," Lin Chu pointed to the buffalo, "See for yourself, see if they match."

That's right, but...

[This is too general! 】

[I don't believe that the four-legged creature with horns on the earth is just like the buffalo] [Yes, yes, I have studied it, and if you look at it according to the hieroglyphs, 'sheep' should also be able to match! 】Indeed, Lin Chu nodded, no matter if it has two horns or four legs, there are not too many creatures on the earth, but...

"There is one more condition. Dragons love water, and the only four-legged, two-horned beast that likes to soak in water is the buffalo, especially..." Lin Chu dragged his voice, "The buffalo's cry is still Big, does it sound like a dragon chant, does it sound like it?"

Danmaku turned his head towards the pool with a click, a black head loomed faintly on the surface of the water, with its nostrils facing the person, and the two curved corners were particularly eye-catching. Those who didn't know it thought there were some weird creatures lurking under the water, and then , this 'strange creature' made a long 'dragon cry'—moo~

Ah this...

The barrage was already speechless, but Lin Chu was still talking.

"In addition, you know Emperor Yan. According to legend, his mother was born with a dragon, but the one who gave birth was 'the head of a cow'. It's hard to say whether the dragon and the cow have the same meaning at that time. The tauren is actually the dragon head."

"In addition, the eldest son of Longsheng's nine sons is called Prisoner Niu," Lin Chu said one by one. "In addition, Kui Niu is also a legendary creature—'shaped like a cow, with a green body and no horns, one foot, and it can enter and exit. Water must have wind and rain, its light is like the sun and the moon, its sound is like thunder, its name is Kui', how about it, does it sound like a mixture of an ox and a dragon?"

The eyes of the barrage are dull, and the more I listen to it, the more I feel that the bull looks like a dragon...

"So in the end, the cow is actually the same as the pig before. It is very likely that it gradually evolved into a totem during the long-term working life of human beings, and was endowed with divinity in the increasing worship of human beings, and finally turned into a dragon. "

It has been summed up and sublimated to this point, and all the bullet screens have also admired: [It makes sense! 】

[There should be applause here, clap clap clap clap]

【At the end of the day, I still haven't figured out what I belong to...】

【Isn't that good, you can belong to whatever you want (light a cigarette)】

【Hey, that makes sense, then I choose the zodiac sign】

【Hee hee, I choose a pig today and a cow tomorrow, I will take turns~】

Lin Chu felt that the barrage was quite interesting, especially when someone said "It would be nice if it could be a dog", he even wondered if the other party was trusting it.

"Are you so sure that a dog can also be a dragon?" Lin Chu tilted his head, looked at the audience innocently, completely ignoring himself and dropped another bomb, blowing Xinmin's perception away again, "Oh , By the way, it seems that a horse can also be a dragon."

He smiled and looked at the completely stunned audience: "Huh? Didn't I tell you? The theme of this live broadcast revolves around the 'Chinese Zodiac'... Ox, Snake, Horse, Dog, Pig , These may all be the predecessors of dragons."

Good guy, with such a rough calculation, plus the dragon itself, there are six creatures, and half of the zodiac signs are dragons? !

Xingmin, whose zodiac sign is dragon, couldn't catch his breath, and almost suffocated himself to death.

The author has something to say: Well, I apologize in advance, I have to hurry up to prepare teaching materials recently, and it is estimated that the update of the article will slow down.

In fact, if it is fast, the main text should be almost over (however, the emotional drama is dragging its feet...)

Let's take a look again, I have prepared two plot branches, one is the end of the climax, and the other is the end of the writing, it depends on the situation.

The last is the long-lost little knowledge.

Was something related to the War to Resist U.S. Aggression and Aid Korea before? I think some people are questioning the rationality of our country’s participation in the war.

Few people may know that the beautiful country was forced to use germ warfare by us.

It's an old traditional art, and it's exactly the same as dealing with the Indians. Insects with cholera, plague and other viruses are put on the battlefield, even in the three northeastern provinces.

The habit of drinking hot water actually came from that time when we were forced to carry out sanitation all over the country... Yes, the root of all evils to drink more hot water comes from the beautiful country!

Thanks to the blessings of the beautiful country, now my dog ​​drinks cold water (laughs).

Therefore, if you think that the beautiful country is a righteous person, let’s drink a few more mouthfuls of hot water before talking (I don’t mean to mock anyone, serious face)

感谢在2020-10-1422:36:51~2020-10-1622:59:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of dark night and red moon;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!


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